"I can't explain it. I see that guy coming up the walkway and I go postal."
"That's the problem with e-mail - no one to bite."
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"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
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The Greeting Card and the Business Letter
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"Pushing the envelope. How about you?"
Fine Print Letters
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"Be right with you, just checking my email."
18 Teller Avenue
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"What you want is Woodland Avenue."
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"It must be nice," I say to the mailman on each and every national holiday, "Having yet another day off."
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"Check it out!"
Shipping and Handling Your Emotions
"I've been told that my check is in the mail. Could you verify that for me?"
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A postwoman delivers mail together with her baby who is riding in the letter carrier.
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"It's okay, honey. It's only a mailman."
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The incredible journey: why your letter took two weeks to reach Connecticut
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"Dear UPS, buzzer is broken. Please shout loudly and I will let down my hair."
"What if I'm actually in love with the mailman?"