"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"
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"The economy's never been better. Here's another potato!"
Tags:potato, potatoes, economy, economies, staple, staples, staple food, staple foods, staple crop, staple crops, nutrition, low nutrition, economic recover, economic recoveries, glean, gleans, gleaning, underclass, underclasses, poor, working poor, poverty, peasant, peasants, recession, recessions, great recession, economic crash, economic crashes
"He's an indoor cat."
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, indoor cat, indoor cats, millennials, millennial, lazy, laziness, lounge, lounging, couch potato, couch potatoes, potato, junk food, modern technology, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, square eyes, square eyed, computer, computers, smartphone, smartphones
Tags:stonehenge, spud, spuds, potato, potatoes, ancient world, the ancient world, neolithic, monument, monuments, prehistory, prehistoric monument, prehistoric monuments, ancient mystery, ancient mysteries, wonders of the world, wonders of the ancient world, ancient site, ancient sites, ancient monument, ancient monuments, archaeology, archaeologist, archaeologists, standing stone, standing stones
"That, my friends, is a hot potato."
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Items from the Fall 2018 Melancholia Catalogue.
Mr. Tater Tot
Spud, an as yet undiscovered moon of Neptune, bides its time."
Tags:neptune, astronomer, astronomers, astronomy, moon, moons, spud, spuds, potato, potatoes, moon name, moon names, naming moons, neptunes moons, neptune's moons, discovery, discoveries, scientific discovery, scientific discoveries, scientist, scientists, astrophysics, physics, physicist, physicists, patience
"If he wants it, let him have it."
Thrice Baked Potatoes
"the Captain thinks it would be nice to have them boiled in their jackets tonight."
Tags:ships crew, ship's crew, sailor, sailors, cabin crew, ships captain, ship's captain, navy, the navy, potato, potatoes, peeling potatoes, ships cook, ship's cook, food prep, food preparation, waste of time, wasting time, frustration, frustrations, too late, wasting food, waste of food, hierarchy, hierarchies, poor leadership, cook, cooks
First Place Layabout
A potato is walking down the street; a potato masher is hiding around a corner waiting to jump him.
"I'm tying to avoid the missteps of early success."
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, kid, kids, childhood, child, adolescent, adolescence, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, couch potato, couch potatoes, tv addict, tv addicts, tv addiction, television addict, television addicts, television addcition, millennial, millennials, potato, child star, child stars, success, early success, mental development, cognitive development, procrastinate, procrastination, procrastinator, procrastinators, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern life, modern attitudes, modern times
Potato Funeral Planning
Tags:funeral planning, funeral planner, funeral planners, funeral, funerals, funeral plan, funeral plans, potato, potatoes, fried potato, fried potatoes, french fries, baked potato, baked potatoes, roast potato, roast potatoes, hash brown, hash browns, undertaker, undertakers, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior citizens, oap, oaps, potato cooking
"Here - now you're a couch potato au gratin."
Tags:couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, laziness, lazy husband, lazy husbands, husband, husbands, dote, dotes, doting wife, doting wives, potato, potatoes, potatoes au gratin, au gratin, cheese sandwich, cheese sandwiches, sandwiches, sandwich, cheese, expectant, take for granted, takes for granted, taken for granted, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off, lazy, laziness, partner, partners, couple, couples, slovenly
"I see here the party of the first part says 'potato.' The party of the second part says 'potahto.' The party of the first part says 'tomato,' the party of the second part says 'tomahto.' Both parties, by mutual agreement, wish to call the whole thing off
Tags:court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, family law, family court, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, pronunciation, language, languages, potato, potatoes, tomato, tomatoes, call it off, mutual, agreement, agreements, divorce, divorces, divorcing, separation, separations, separating, breakup, breakups, breaking up, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, song, songs, famous song, lyrics
"I'll have number four, "None of the above."
Tags:eating out, dining out, menu, menus, bad menu, bad menus, cafeteria, cafetarias, complain, complaining, bad food, potato, potatoes, mashed potato, canteen, canteens, unappealing, unappetising, unappetizing, disappointment, disappointments, bad customer, bad customers, rude customer, rude customers
"If you're ever granted three wishes, don't blow them all on a giant body with tiny arms legs."
Tags:potato, potatoes, three wishes, wish, wishes, regret, regrets, regretful, genie, genies, mistake, mistakes, life decisions, advice, giving advice, life advice, potato, magic lamp, magic lamps, magic lantern, magic lanterns, no wishes, ali baba and the 40 thieves, ali baba and the forty thieves, out of wishes, no more wishes
The Potato Man
Tags:potato, potatoes, tuber, tubers, ireland, irish, invert, inverted, subvert, subverted, subversion, play on words, word play, word-play, ice cream truck, sweet, sweets, candy, candies, treat, treats, food, foods, snacks, snack, snacking, shop, shopping, vendor, street vendor, street vendors, kid, kids, child, childhood, children, alternate, alternate universe, absurdist
"So, kids, you should all be thankful we don't live during a potato famine. Especially you, Jimmy."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, storytime, storytimes, story time, story times, story, stories, book, books, album, albums, family album, family albums, photo album, photo albums, photo book, photo books, memory, memories, family history, family histories, history, histories, historical, potato famine, potato famines, famine, famines, potato, potatoes, food, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, personification, death, dead, thankful, grateful, irish, ireland, son, sons, boy, boys
"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"
"Honey, have you seen my keys... and my nose?"
"Where do you see yourself in five potatoes?"
Tags:childrens songs, kids songs, childrens song, kids song, one potato, five potatoes, potato, potatoes, potato lover, potato lovers, career advice, career, five-year plan, five-year plans, fyp, fyps, lifecoach, lifecoaching, life coach, life coaching, boss, bosses, meeting, meetings, childish, infantile, childrens games, kids games
Selfie stick for a nose