Poultry Cartoons

Poultry Cartoons

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"Hello, son. I suppose chicken farming doesn't seem so bad now."

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The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

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"Next vacation, let's leave the chicken home."

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"The body is eighty-two-per-cent broth."

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"Just between us, I came first, but I shredded the evidence."

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"If I ever meet an ostrich I'm going to buy it a drink."

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Maternity ward on the farm.

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"I'm into whole grains and long dirt baths, and I'm looking for someone who's not afraid to cross the road."

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"Are those noodles?"

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"Raising free-range chickens is the easy part. The hard part is the drive to Abilene."

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"He ran around on me even after his head was cut off."

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"May I recommend the Roast Free-Range Chicken with Sage-and-Celery Stuffing and real Pan Gravy?"

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"You know you have my support on pork and beans, but where do you stand on chicken and dumplings?"

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"Cooky was askin' about you again."

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"I don't know what it is, we just look fabulous in Cranberry."

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A panel of chicken judges grade another chicken's newly laid egg.

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"Free-range is when we give the chickens a head start."

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"Forty minutes at three hundred and fifty degrees should do it, Miriam, but don't neglect to baste continuously."

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"He's good with directions, but that's about it."

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"Let's just agree to disagree." "I suggested that first!"

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"I like it after the holidays, when the crowds are gone."

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"You'll get right back over here if you know what's good for you!"

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"You want me to do the Hernia operation for two chickens? What are these chickens made of …… gold?!!"

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"Who's next?"

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Way Too Genetically Engineered Chicken

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