Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
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kid, kids, toddler, toddlers, crawling, crawl, crawls, crawler, abnormal, hyper, hype, phase, through a phase, super, power, powers, child, childhood, baby, babies, upside down, ceiling, mother, motherhood, mothers, mothering, mom, moms, mum, mums, dad, dads, father, fathers, fatherhood, kids these days"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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drone, drones, drone strike, drone strikes, unilateral authority, president, presidents, declare war, declares war, declaring war, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, executive branch, founding father, founding fathers, intention, intentions, american history, pacifist, pacifists, pacifism, constitution, unconstitutional, drone warfare, obama, barack, trump, donald trump, foreign policy, power, powers, separation of powers, checks and balances"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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superhero, superheros, superheroes, super-power, super-powers, hero, heroes, drive thru, drive through, fast food, food, flying, fly, superpower, superpowers, powers, dog, dogs, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, sidekick, sidekicks, hot dog, hot dogs, burger, burgers, no bun, gluten intolerant, celiac"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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food, vegetable, vegetables, veggie, veggies, fruit, fruits, tomato, tomatoes, carrot, carrots, juice, juices, raw juice, raw juices, healing power, healing powers, healing, power, powers, health, healthy, eating healthy, healthy diet, fitness, toast, toasting, cheers, drink, drinks, drinking, nutrition, vitamins, nutrients, nutritious, food trend, food trends, trend, trends, trendy"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
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one-shot, one-shots, entitlement, entitlements, entitled, moses, red sea, parting sea, old testament, bible, exodus, religion, religious, god, power, powers, powerful, water, seas, sea, government, governments, business, one-time deal, one-time deals, expectation, expectations"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
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crime, crimes, crime fighting, crime fighter, crime fighters, superhero, superheros, super hero, super heroes, sidekick, robber, robbers, good vs bad, good vs evil, team, teamwork, teams, unlikely pair, friends, friend, money, money bag, stolen, stole, steal, superpower, superpowers, power, powers, superhuman, supernatural, criminal, criminals, villain, villains, lawbreaking, lawbreaker, lawbreakers"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."
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games, money, gambling, history, retro, hierarchy, tanto, tonto, western, westerns, indian casino, indian casinos, indian gaming, native american, indigenous, reversal of fortune, reversals of fortune, greeter, greeters, job interview, job interviews, interview, interviews, power, powers, casino, casinos, gaming, gaming industry, mankoffSuperhero Eye Test
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superhero, superheros, hero, heroes, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, optometrist, optometrists, optician, opticians, eye doctor, eye doctors, eye test, eye tests, vision, x-ray, x-ray vision, eye chart, eye-chart, eye-charts, eye charts, heat ray, heat rays, burn, burnt, burning, melt, melted, melting"Did Jesus create these locally?"
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religion, religious, christian, christians, christianity, bible, biblical times, new testament, jesus, jesus christ, son of god, god, power, powers, power of god, miracle, miracles, loaves, bread, fish, crowd, crowds, crowded, local, food, local food, organic, organic food, locally sourced, local food movement, locavore, locavores, eating sustainably, sustainable eating, modern life"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."
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hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, man, men, power, powers, superpower, superpowers, fly, flying, desperation, desperate, mental health"What can I do? I don't have subpoena powers."
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hero, heroes, superhero, superheroes, superpower, superpowers, power, powers, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, subpoena, subpoenas, legal, law, laws, justice system, legal systems, lawsuit, lawsuits, litigation"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."
"Not bad. Not bad at all."
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likeness, likenesses, portrait, portraits, paint, paints, painting, painter, painters, artist, artists, artistry, king, kings, flatter, flatters, flattery, flattering, power, powers, monarch, monarchs, royal, royals, royalty, status, high status, upper class, upper classes, commission, commissions, commissioning, commissioner, commissionersA man imagines flying as a superhero.
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superhero, superheroes, fly, flies, flying, flight, flights, human flight, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, power, powers, magic power, magic powers, magical power, magical powers, fan, fans, special effects, visual effects, actor, actors, acting, superhero movie, superhero moviesGrandma Moses.
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grandma, grandmas, cat, cats, cat lady, cat ladies, moses, religion, religious, divide, dividing, division, red sea, crossing the red sea, power, powers, separate, separating, separation, exodus, old testament, egypt"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
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