"But how do you know for sure you've got power unless you abuse it?"
"Sorry, but all my power's been turned back to the states."
Absolute Power Corrupts Absolutely.
"Don't worry—it's just a phase."
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"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"
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"Oh, and give the executive the right to rain down death from on high."
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"O.K., then, how about this? I bet you can't do this."
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"I feel so inadequate! What do I know about saving the world?"
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"And one with no bun."
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"Here's to us, kid—and the healing powers of raw juices."
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"Remember,this is a one-shot, not an entitlement."
"Well—yeah, maybe I could use a sidekick."
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"Kemo sabe, I want you to be official greeter at my new casino."
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Superhero Eye Test
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"Did Jesus create these locally?"
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"Sure, most men lead lives of quiet desperation, but I can fly."
"What can I do? I don't have subpoena powers."
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"It occurs to me, Engelhardt, that I've never truly tested the limits of my power."
"Not bad. Not bad at all."
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The Mostly Invisible Man
A man imagines flying as a superhero.
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US Leader slips on banana skin.
"...in other news: Google has been admitted to the United Stations..."
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