"Is it too revealing?"
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In a Quandary
"With the cost of heating oil at an all-time high, perhaps you now regret exchanging those sensible Christmas sweaters for the fleeting amusement of toys."
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"Forget it, Josh – neither of us has the time management skills for a sordid affair."
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"My career doesn't reflect what my passions are as much as where my health insurance is."
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"That's the best you can do - 'Time to call the gutter man'?"
"It's a brand-new religion based on balancing the budget."
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"Throw in one of those brochures about refinancing my home."
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"I'm just grateful we were able to turn our pants into shorts."
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"I like its easygoing spirit, but light mauve shows jelly."
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Expressions of mystery.
"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."
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"This is what I hate about spring—molting!"
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The Emersons at Home
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"Emily is very attractive, but Katy has more long-term earning potential."
It's Time For You To Start Banking At The First National Artiste Savings & Loan.
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"We'd be there by now in the car you know."
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