Cat Kung Fu
Tags:sport, sports, baseball, baseballs, baseball team, baseball teams, baseball player, baseball players, catching, catcher, catchers, outfielder, outfielders, missed, missing, mistake, mistakes, incompetent, incompetence, incompetents, out-of-practice, out of shape, out-of-shape, spring training, practice, practice, practicing, practising, training
"Why don't we take a break? Your testimony is beginning to sound rehearsed."
Tags:testimony, testimonies, rehearse, rehearsed, rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, practiced, practised, suspicious, suspicion, suspicions, break, breaks, take a break, taking a break, script, scripts, scripted, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barristers, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, witness, witnesses, grand jury, grand juries
"Rehearsal's off! Our first violinist was apprehended early this morning poaching clams in Great South Bay! The authorities have confiscated her rake and long tongs!"
Tags:music, orchestra, orchestras, band, bands, musical instrument, musical instruments, rehearsal, rehearsals, practice, practise, practicing, practising, conductor, conductors, first violin, violinist, violinists, cancelled, canceled, cancelling, canceling, arrested, apprehended, poaching, poacher, poachers, authorities, police, cops, confiscated, musician, musicians
"Till death do us part? Hey, I thought this was just supposed to be a starter marriage!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, wedding, weddings, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, wedding vows, vows, exchanging vows, saying i do, bride, brides, groom, grooms, starter, starters, beginning, practice, practices, practicing, practising, divorce, divorces, till death, forever, death, serial monogamy, serial monogamist, serial monogamists, monogamy, bad sign, bad signs, misunderstanding, misunderstandings, mistake, mistakes, first marriage, first marriages, modern life
"Save it for the parole board."
Tags:jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, crime, punishment, punishments, jail cell, jail cells, prison cell, prison cells, cell, cells, cellmate, cellmates, celly, cellie, cellies, practice, practicing, practising, speech, speeches, preparing, parole board, parole boards, parole, save it, annoyed
"This is where we practice our warning shots."
Tags:police, police officer, police officers, cop, cops, weapon, weapons, gun, guns, firearm, firearms, shooting range, shooting ranges, shooting gallery, shooting galleries, practice, practising, practicing, training, target, targets, target practice, aim, warning, warnings, warning shot, warning shots, ceiling
"No, No, No! Serpentine, Serpentine!!"
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, reptile, reptiles, snake, snakes, serpent, serpents, serpentine, straight, performing, performers, performer, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, practice, practices, practising, practicing, dancer, dancers, dancing, dance rehearsal, dance rehearsals
"I've had a lot of free time this year."
Tags:yoga, yoga mat, yoga mats, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, free time, unemployed, unemployment, skill, skills, skillset, skillsets, skill set, skill sets, fire, fired, retire, retired, retiring, yoga instructor, yoga instructors, yoga position, yoga positions, job loss, job losses, flexible, flexibility
"It's the downstairs neighbors again-they say you're technically proficient, but there's not enough emotion."
Tags:neighbour, neighbours, neighbor, neighbors, music, musician, musicians, musical instrument, musical instruments, instrument, instruments, trumpet, trumpets, emotion, emotions, emotional, feeling, feelings, proficient, technical, practice, practicing, practising, critic, critics, critique, critical, criticizing, criticising
A dog howls at the moon with a podium and speech.
The Wunderkind At Work
Tags:wunderkind, child prodigy, child prodigies, butter up, butters up, buttering up, parent, parents, ask, asks, asking, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, study, studies, studying, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, convince, convinces, convincing, first car, first cars, gift, gifts, present, presents
Man looking at a vending machine with a hand sticking out of it and a sign that reads "Put'er there buddy".
Tags:business, businessman, businessmen, vending machine, vending machines, strange, unusual, hand, hands, handshake, handshakes, shaking hands, introduction, introductions, practice, practising, practicing, greeting, greetings, etiquette, manners, friend, friends, friendship, mate, mates, loneliness, alone, contact, human contact, encouragement, consumerism, invention, inventions, technology, street scene, street scenes, modern life
The door to the office of the New York State Attorney General with a sign that reads "Gone on a fishing expedition".
Tags:lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, legal system, justice systems, attorney general, attorney generals, new york, ny, new york state, gone fishing, fishing expedition, fishing expeditions, legal, law, practicing, law, practising, law, investigation, investigations, investigating, prosecution, prosecutor, prosecutors
"That was very nice, dear, but don't you think you should begin to address yourself to a broader constituency?"
Tags:politics, politician, politicians, candidate, candidates, election, elections, electing, campaign, campaigns, political, voting, voter, voters, vote, votes, constituency, constituencies, government, governments, speech, speeches, broaden, broad, podium, podiums, practice, practicing, practise, practising, resident, residents, audience, audiences, advice, advising, asviser, advisers, advisor, advisors, criticism, critic, critics, critique, critical, critiquing, criticising, criticizing, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, family, families, platform, platforms, biggest fan, support, supporting, supportive
"With the Suzuki method, they start them campaigning as early as three or four."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, method, methods, pedagogy, pedagogies, music, politics, politician, politicians, government, governments, career, careers, job, jobs, speech, speeches, campaign, campaigns, campaigning, political, election, elections, podium, podiums, mini, miniature, practice, practicing, practise, practising, age, young, youth, starting young, modern education, getting ahead, modern life
"I'm sorry-this is literally my first rodeo."
"Will the witness please refrain from shagging flies."
Emergency Cartoon System
Tags:restaurant, restaurants, cartoons, comic, comics, test, tests, testing, emergency, emergencies, alert, alerts, alarm, alarms, drill, drills, practice, practices, practise, practises, practicing, practising, warning, warnings, early warning system, early warning systems, emergency system, emergency systems, loud, annoying, blaring, high-pitched, beeping, deafening, sudden, unexpected, surprise
Tags:mobster, mobsters, mob hit, mob hits, whacked, practice, practices, practicing, dummy, dummies, crash test dummy, crash test dummies, river, rivers, sleep with the fishes, sleeps with the fishes, sleeping with the fishes, cement shoes, cement, dock, docks, murder, murders, murdering, murderer, murderers, dress rehearsal, dress rehearsals, rehearsal, rehearsals
"It's Barbara Streisand and I'm listening to her because she's Jewish so she puts me in the mood to practice my Bat Mitzvah Haftorah."
Tags:religion, religious, jewish, judaism, bat mitzvah, bat mitzvahs, bar mitzvah, bar mitzvahs, halftorah, halftarah, music, musician, musicians, singer, singers, famous singer, famous singers, listening to music, setting the mood, mood, moods, practice, practicing, practising, preparing, preparation, preparations, studying
Tags:archer, archers, archery, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, practice, practising, practise, practicing, shoot, shooting, medieval, medieval times, robin hood, robin of locksley, robin of sherwood, men in tights, apple, apples, apple shooter, apple shooters, shooting apples off heads, archery bow, archery bows, target practice, target practise, dangerous, stupid, stupidity, reckless, recklessness, arcus, historic weapon, historic weapons, folklore, english folklore, sherwood forest
"A six-inch putt! How could I have missed it?"
Tags:sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, avid golfer, avid golfers, putt, putts, putting, putter, putters, golf ball, golf balls, golf course, golf courses, shower, showers, in the shower, disbelief, denial, incredulity, surprise, shock, depression, practice, practising, practicing, near miss, near-miss, near misses, near-misses, obsessed, obsession, obsessions, men, man, old man, old men, stereotype, stereotypes
An outfielder catches a potential home run on a rock wall.
Tags:rock climbing, rock climber, rock climbers, climb, climbs, climbing, climber, climbers, rock wall, rock walls, practice, practices, practicing, practise, practises, practising, home run, home runs, outfielder, outfielders, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, defensive play, defensive plays, catch, catches, catching, last ditch, climb the wall, climbs the wall, climbing the wall, golden glove, golden gloves, exercise, exercises, exercising, clutch