"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"
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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"This conversation may be recorded for training purposes and used in a hilarious mix for our annual office party."
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"Am I getting warmer?"
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"Well, if I didn't send away for an entry application to the cat show, and you didn't send away for an entry application, who did?"
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"Pull my finger."
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"I thought he was about to be knighted, too, didn't you?"
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Tags:squirrel, squirrels, cupid, cupid's arrow, cupids arrow, love, loves, valentine, valentine's day, valentines day, valentines, cherub, cherubim, attack, attacks, attacking, bite, bites, biting, startle, startles, startling, romance, romantic, park bench, park benches, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, angel, angels
"Ha ha ha - I've got your nose."
Evolution of pranks
"Hi! I'm the Ghost of April Fool's Day Past!"
Vampire hunters manage to grab the dentures of a vampire.
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"Is this some kind of a put-on or what?"
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A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.
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Water the hydrangeas twice a week and trim as needed. The bromeliad only needs to be high-fived on Saturday, but you can give it high and low fives anytime you have a spare moment. Just, whatever you do, don't give it a "too slow" or it will turn inward and begin shutting down.
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"You get off that ice pond this minute, you filthy little boy!"
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"Which one of you farted?"
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A man sees Zeus throwing lightning bolts on the balcony of his apartment.
Tags:apartment, apartments, apartment building, apartment buildings, lightning bolt, lightning bolts, zeus, jupiter, flat, flats, prank, pranks, pranking, prankster, pranksters, god, gods, greek god, greek gods, roman god, roman gods, absurd, absurdity, absurdities, bad omen, bad omens, struck by lightning, worry, worries, worrying, concern, concerns, concerned
A sign language interpreter makes a dirty hand gesture.
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Tags:gun nut, gun nuts, gun, guns, scare, scares, scaring, frighten, frightens, frightening, frightened, wake, wakes, waking, wake up, wakes up, waking up, trophy, trophies, trophy hunter, trophy hunters, trophy hunting, shoot, shoots, shooting, startle, startles, startling, prank, pranks, pranking, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, annoying, annoy, annoys, frustrate, frustrates, frustrating, hunter, hunters, hunting
Trump Comes Clean: "Just a Joke, Folks"
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