"Can I borrow those kittens for an hour? I want to freak out the people who had me spayed."
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"Please, Al. You know the backstroke scares the children."
"What kind of mischief are you into now?"
A car with cans tied to back bumper drives away; the words "Just Kidding," are written in big letters on its back bumper.
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"Did you remember to scatter a few lance points and arrowheads back there for future generations to ponder?"
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A dog locks a man out and sleeps in his bed.
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Co-pilot smirks at paper airplane stuck in the hair of the pilot
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The Devil making snow angels.
"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."
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"One is a sham bag for my parents to confiscate."
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"Hey, I'm just messing with your head."
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"Wiles of the Devil or not, someone's gotta pay for these pies."
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Karate Class Clown
"Your Honor, the witness, in my opinion, has failed to establish credibility."
"If I fall asleep, promise not to bury me."
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"All he did was stick gum in my hair, and now I have to put up with all this innuendo."
"There's a reason, Jim, that they call it 'cow tipping' and not 'bull tipping.'"
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"We froze your account just to see the expression on your face."
"Enough with the jokes."
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The Meaning of Humour
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"There are essentially four basic forms for a joke."
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"I never know when you're kidding."
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