Prayers Cartoons

Prayers Cartoons

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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

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"Actually, it's pronounced 'An-hel'."

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"That was fast."

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"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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"How's my praying?"

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"Lourdes: The Cosmetic Surgery Chapel"

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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"Lord, if my prayers are pleasing to Thee, please confirm by fax."

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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "

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God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.

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"Perhaps if you gave me one big lump sum of cash, I wouldn't have to keep asking for small amounts all the time."

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"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."

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"Never mind about me, God. Just bless America, and maybe some of it will trickle down."

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Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Artist: Chast, Roz   Search ID: CC31517   High Res: 2744x1210 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: postal service, post office, mail, mails, mail carrier, mail carriers, mail service, pray, prays, prayer, prayers, god, gods, misdeliver, misdelivery, misdelivered, lost item, lost items, missing, delivery, deliveries, wrong address, wrong addresses, return to sender, hope, hopes, incompetent, incompetence, systemic failure, systemic failures, optimist, optimists, optimistic, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, frustrating, irritating, irritation, irritations

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"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

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"Please, Lord, enough already."

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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."

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"Why Bloomie's?"

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"We wish you gave us enough sense to avoid all this cholesterol, salt and all these additives."

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"Which section do you wish to sit in—Davening or Non-Davening?"

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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."

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"Put in something about the stock market."

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"God has chosen to ignore my prayers concerning the outcome of this year's election, and so I feel that I am once again free to be a very bad little boy."

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