Prays Cartoons

Prays Cartoons

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"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."

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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."

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"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."

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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."

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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."

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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

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"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."

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"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "

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God finds all the prayers of mankind in his spam folder.

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"Perhaps if you gave me one big lump sum of cash, I wouldn't have to keep asking for small amounts all the time."

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"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."

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"Never mind about me, God. Just bless America, and maybe some of it will trickle down."

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Prayers To ZYP, The God Of Postal Service

Artist: Chast, Roz   Search ID: CC31517   High Res: 2744x1210 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: postal service, post office, mail, mails, mail carrier, mail carriers, mail service, pray, prays, prayer, prayers, god, gods, misdeliver, misdelivery, misdelivered, lost item, lost items, missing, delivery, deliveries, wrong address, wrong addresses, return to sender, hope, hopes, incompetent, incompetence, systemic failure, systemic failures, optimist, optimists, optimistic, frustration, frustrations, frustrated, frustrating, irritating, irritation, irritations

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"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”

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Prayers For Agnostics

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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."

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"Hello! Go ahead, Syracuse, New York."

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"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."

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"Why Bloomie's?"

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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."

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"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"

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"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."

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"Help this poor wretch, Lord."

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"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"

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"I think this may be an appropriate moment to say a few words in memory of the animals we've slaughtered for our pleasure."

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