"...and keep me a normal, healthy, American girl."
"All right. O.K. I'll admit that last request may have been a little over the top."
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"Please help us reduce our garbage and improve our energy efficiency and our water quality. Help us to be eco-wise and-above all-to empower others."
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"And may we continue to be worthy of consuming a disproportionate share of this planet's resources."
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"Catherine would like to share some holiday thoughts with us on the subject of gender-neutral toys."
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"I'm old enough to recognize a lecture disguised as grace."
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"I don't know if a nap is part of God's plan for me."
"First time, long time."
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"And God bless Mr. Chu's Szechuan Palace."
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"Anyway, we'd love to have You on board for the Creighton deal."
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"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."
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"Help this poor wretch, Lord."
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"Under the Freedom of Information Act, I'm requesting that you disclose what you have on me in your files."
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"Perhaps if you gave me one big lump sum of cash, I wouldn't have to keep asking for small amounts all the time."
"Are we allowed to pray?"
"The takeaway tonight is 'Thanks.' "
Prayers For Agnostics
"I can't deal with any famines, massacres or epidemics right now - I've got to help some guy sink a foul shot."
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A lightning bolt bounces from a church and hits a house.
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"Alexa, would you like to say grace?"
"It being Saturday night, the gods have asked for pizza."
"He was the answer to my prayers. The answer was 'No'."
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"If I ask you something, will you promise not to get mad?"
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"Say your prayers, liturgies, Tefilah, Daily Salat, Sacred Mantra, Ritual Incantation or the secular affirmation of your choice, Varmint!”
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