Pre-history Cartoons

"I was wondering when you'd notice there's lots more steps."

"Thanks. It's vintage."

Caveman Shadow Puppetry Of Pre-Historic Animals

"This is mastodon. I told you to get mammoth."

"All right, who'll start things off with a bid on this magnificent one-of-a-kind fifty-pound rock?"

"Is it cold in here or is it just the Ice Age?"

"I blame all the violent cave paintings."

"The arms wouldn't be so noticeable if he'd stop playing air guitar."

"Renk just discovered beard oil."

"Yee yee hee hee how how yip yip."

"We found you and raised you as one of us, so we were just wondering, at what point did you learn to shave?"

"Not without inventing a helmet, you don't!"

"Wheel, schmeel—check these babies out!"

"I'm waiting for it to defrost."

"He makes it look easy."

"The long and short of it, Fred, is that you've gotten too far ahead of your constituency."

"Ichthyosaurs are all gone, mosasaurs are gone, pterosaurs are gone. There's none of the old crowd left."

Before The Wheel

"At best, it was a fragile coalition."

"Why don't we just stay by this rock and take day trips around the local area?

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

Evo-Tourists

Caveman Trips On Newly Invented Wheel

Three street vendors sit side by side selling their art; two of the vendors are selling normal paintings while the third is a Neanderthal selling cave paintings.

"Just a minute, Mister. You're not going out of here looking like that."