"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, modern, modern life, modern world, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling, wife, wives, woman loving woman, wlw, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, inclusive, inclusivity, relationship, married, law, laws, legal, federal, federal law, modern life, modern love"And that's how ya clean a deer!"
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show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
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daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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compromise, compromises, compromising, teacher, teachers, preschool, preschools, pre-school, pre-schools, teaching, kindergarten, kindergartens, elementary school, elementary schools, share, shares, sharing, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, cry, cries, crying, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, good-natured, good nature, optimist, optimists, optimistic"Abandon all transitional objects here."
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transitional object, transitional objects, teddy, teddies, teddy bear, teddy bears, comfort blanket, comfort blankets, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, growing up, child rearing, kid, kids, child, nursery, nurseries, pre kindergarten, pre-kindergarten, pre school, pre-school, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, play group, play groups, psychology, child psychology"Your daughter has 'I have something to share' syndrome."
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father, fathers, fatherhood, son, sons, kid, kids, children, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, new mom, new mum, new dad, new dad, new parent, new parents, congratulations, parenting, parental, parenthood, school, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners, overshare, overshares, oversharer, oversharing, sharing, share, tmi, too much information, something to share, talk, talking, chatter, chattering, chatty, precocious, precocious, annoying, annoy, irritating, teacher, teachers, teaching"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."
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mob, mobs, mobster, mobsters, mob boss, mob bosses, mafia, mafia boss, mafioso, organised, organized, organised crime, organized crime, criminal, criminals, boss, bosses, boss man, big boss, chief, exec, execs, executive, executives, management style, management, manager, managers, jargon, show and tell, telling, play on words, word-play, word play, class, classroom, classrooms, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, preschool, pre-school, won't talk, not talking, secret, secretive, mystery, mysterious, protect, protection, teacher, teachers"I'm still pre-literate."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, pre-school, pre-schools, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschool, preschools, preschooler, preschoolers, learning, learning to read, reading, reader, readers, literacy, literate, literature, book, books, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, name, names, named, similar, similarity, similarities, easy, ease, easily, modern, modern life, modern world, urban, urban living, urban life, city life, city living, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling"I need you to line up by attention span."
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, attention, attention span, adhd, add, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
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teacher, teachers, teaching, education, school, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergarten teacher, electric, electric shock, therapy, shock therapy, score, scores, test score, parent teacher, ethical, parent teacher meeting, kid, kids, child, children, performance, academic, academics, school, schools"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
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parents, parenting, parent, mothers, mother, mum, mums, mom, moms, pre-school, preschool, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschooler, preschoolers, tiger mom, tiger moms, tiger mum, tiger mums, child, childhood, children, achievement, achievements, pushy mom, pushy moms, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, exam, exams, examination, test, testing, tests, toy, toys, child's toy, children's toys, educational toy, educational toys, education, early education"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."
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mother, motherhood, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger, tiger moms, tiger mums, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting, every man for themselves, free for all, free-for-all, mom, moms, mum, mums, school of hard knocks, child, kid, kids, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, school, schools, primary school, pre-school, preschool, pre school, fight, fighting, bully, bullies, anti-bullying, defend, defending, defense, defence, self-defense, self-defence"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
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american, america, usa, united states, american flag, patriotism, stage, staged, stages, region, regions, regional, patriot, patriotic, over the top, overdone, ott, nation, nationalism, national anthem, anthem, elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, theme, theme song, theme music, lingo, language, word, word play, word-play, play on words, slang, jargon"Tommy, you sang along very nicely, but you didn't knock it out of the park."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, elementary, primary, kindergarten, child, children, kids, kids, pre-school, nursery school, daycare, music, sing, singing, sing-along, sing-alongs, nice, knock it out of the park, expectation, expectations, meeting expectations, exceeding expectations, fine, mediocre, average, critic, critics, critique, critical, criticising, criticizing"I know it's only a knock-knock joke, but you wouldn't say it unless there was some truth in it."
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kid, kids, child, childhood, jokes, telling jokes, knock knock joke, knock knock jokes, overreact, overreacting, overreactions, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, offended, offend, take offence, taking offence, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary school, growing up"I thought your show-and-tell was really brave."
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show and tell, show-and-tell, elementary school, elementary schools, pre-school, pre-schools, primary school, primary show, crush, crushes, public speaker, public speakers, public speaking, perform, performs, performance, performances, controversy, controversial, kid, kids, childhood, compliment, compliments, complimentary, speech, speeches"We believe in the concept of public education."
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, modern, modern life, modern world, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, public, public education, concept, theory vs reality, theory, reality, versus, realistic, realistically, concepts, thought, think, thoughts, thinking, public, publicly, public schoolToys from the Pre School of Hard Knocks - Stumbling Blocks.
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, pre-school, pre-schools, preschool, preschools, pre-k, pre-kindergarten, nursery school, nursery schools, daycare, childcare, kindergarten, kindergartens, life, school of hard knocks, life lesson, life lessons, education, school, schools, schooling, learning, blocks, toy, toys, stumbling, falling, tripping, stumbling block, stumbling blocks, obstacle, obstacles, experience, experiences, learning from experience, idiom, idioms"I wonder if I should ask him to play."
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kid, kids, child, childhood, nursery, nurseries, nursery school, nursery schools, kindergarten, kindergartens, pre-school, pre-schools, preschool, preschools, play ground, play grounds, playground, playgrounds, playtime, playtimes, play time, play times, recess, toddler, toddlers, terrible twos, terrible 2s, bully, bullies, bullying, boys and girls, growing up, games, game, kick, kicking"I feel like you're limiting me to correct answers."
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, modern, modern life, modern world, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, precocious, correct, correctness, test, testing, limited, limits, limit, answerSpelling Bee at Ridgefield Country Day School.
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, spelling, spell, spelling bee, test, tests, toast, toast, country, country side, country club, high society, fine dining, brie, cheese, fancy, fanciful, upper class, upper middle class, upper-middle, middle class, wealth, wealthy, white collar, class, classroom, classrooms, reward, rewarding, posh, toast"It's a lot of pressure on me not to pressure him."
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parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, child, kid, kids, childhood, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, overparent, overparenting, over-parent, over-parenting, growing up, pressure, pressures, under pressure, pressurising, pressurizing, stress, stresses, stressful, teacher, teachers, kindergarten, reception, pre-school, preschool, parent teacher conference, parent teacher conferences, parents evening, parents evenings, parents' evening, parents' evenings, selfish, selfishness, modern life"And what did my little darling do in school today?"
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school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kid, kids, child, grade, grades, graded, good grades, home time, home, homes, parenting, parent, parents, parental, parenthood, mom, mum, moms, mums, teacher, teachers, get an a, getting an a, shocked, shock, surprise, surprised, long, day, hard dayChild's Drawing (With Elephantiasis)
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