THE ST. FRANCIS OF ASSISI SHOW.
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"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."
"You may now begin your insane experiment."
"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"
"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"
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That New-Time Religion
"It's a brand-new religion based on balancing the budget."
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"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."
"I see you, Jake--but does anyone have a question that's not about carpentry?"
"Excuse me, sir - do you have a minute to listen to the dream I had last night?"
"No, a question period will not follow!"
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"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."
"I'm between congregations."
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Tell me about it--last night I ate a whole sleeve of Communion wafers.
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"Excuse me, Reverend, but what, exactly, do you have to do to get a drink around here?"
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"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these non-cathedral ceilings."
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"I don't show up here as much as I'd like, Doctor, but I always try to catch your stuff on the air."
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"It was a little preachy."
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"And may the Lord in his wisdom see to it that we get our hands on some of that government scratch."
"The trustees feel the Reverend Dr. Clapsattle does not harmonize with the edifice."
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Martin Luther King Jr
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"The bride was radiant, the groom was radiant. I was radiant!"
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"Dearly Besequinned . . . "
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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."
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