Preferences Cartoons

"Have you ever tried buying lots of stuff?"

"Scotch and toilet water?"

"Could you take your finger off the pulse for one moment and let me know what you'd like for dinner?"

"We decided to hang on to the old black-and-white set for watching colorized films."

"It's Brooklyn clam chowder - you got a problem with that?"

"Oscar Meyer or Hormel?"

"I'd love to swap. Where's the zebra?"

"Do you have these apples in green?"

"People are O.K., but I prefer little pieces of string."

"Enough with the low-hanging fruit. How about some slow-moving meat?"

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

"They're doing wonderful things with food I hate."

"I want a doctor I can relate to, someone who's at least fifteen pounds over his ideal weight."

"The leftovers sound good."

"Peace on Earth, good will toward crows."

An Advance Visit From The Three Wise Men

"I though I loved it, but Gordon said we were just manipulated."

"Who ordered the bravest tuna on all the seven seas, anointed with the spice of faraway lands, on wheat toast?"

"I preferred their 'Take a number' system."

"Help you look for Elvis? Sorry, I'm a Louis Armstrong fan myself."

"Instead of mating for life, why can't we just be a flock with benefits?"

"I must confess, I'm starting to prefer basketball to baseball."

Coffee options.

"It doesn't matter what you like - according to the demographics, this is the car for you."

Doreen's Diner