"Fine. If it's a boy, we'll call him Boy. But if it's a girl I want to call her McKenzie."
"It's a woman."
"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
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"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
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"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."
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"So! When's the big day?"
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
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"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
What to Expect When You're Expecting
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"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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"It's a boy!"
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"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
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Ringing the Doorbell
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"We didn't want to know the gender in advance."
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Sonographer and pregnant couple looking at images of the fetus on a screen with options to share the image on various social media platforms
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"Do you know its sexual identity?"
"It's a Facebook Friend Request."
"Sometimes it seems you don't want to talk about baby strollers."
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Cupid and a stork wait behind a tree.
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"The nursery is almost finished."
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Preparing for a new arrival
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"Sorry sweetie, I can't carry you anymore."
"It was a difficult delivery."
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"Tickets to the birth of my son or daughter? I got 'em who needs 'em?"
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