Tags:infertility, sperm donor, family, families, parent, parents, parenthood, babies, baby, reproduction, reproduce, pregnancy, pregnant, couple, couples, married, marriage, spouse, spouses, husband, husbands, wife, wives, farmer, farmers, bull, bulls, cow, cows, cattle, fertility, fertility clinic, farm animal, farm animals, animal, animals, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians
"Fine. If it's a boy, we'll call him Boy. But if it's a girl I want to call her McKenzie."
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"It's a woman."
"Have you and Tim picked out a name for the career obstacle yet?"
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"The good news is that you will have a healthy baby girl. The bad news is that she is a congenital liar."
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Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, cat, cats, kitten, kittens, litter of kittens, new litter, baby cat, baby cats, waiting, waiting room, waiting rooms, hospital, hospitals, doctor, doctors, maternity ward, maternity wards, birth, born, giving birth, baby, babies, new baby, new babies, parent, parents, new parent, new parents, parenthood, parenting, father, pregnancy, expecting parents, expecting father, fathers, fatherhood, new father, new fathers, dad, dad, new dad, new dads
"I can feel the baby kicking."
"Do you want to feel the meatloaf kick?"
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"I hear you may do a baby."
Tags:woman, women, female, females, baby, babies, having kids, having children, giving birth, pregnancy, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, maternity, baby fever, gossip, gossiping, office, offices, office life, businesswoman, businesswomen
Tags:surprise, surprises, bad news, ugly surprise, ugly surprises, pregnant, pregnancy, fail, fails, failing, failure, failures, cancer, malignant, malignancy, divorce, divorces, surprise party, surprise parties, birthday party, birthday parties, flunk, flunks, fired, firing, firings, unexpected, news, shock, shocks, shocking, surprising, unfortunate
"The ultrasound showed it wasn't a pearl, but I am pregnant."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, clam, clams, oyster, oysters, hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, radiologist, radiologists, radiology, ultrasound, ultrasounds, technician, technicians, ultrasonography, obstetric ultrasound, obstetric sonography, sonographer, sonographers, sonogram, sonograms, baby, babies, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, pearl, pearls
"So! When's the big day?"
"So you're having trouble conceiving. Have you tried sex?"
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"The ultrasound say it's a keg of Bud Light."
What to Expect When You're Expecting
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"It's a boy!"
Tags:metal detector, metal detectors, scanner, scanners, scanning, scan, scans, full-body scan, full-body scans, full-body scanner, full-body scanners, boy, boys, girl, girls, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, ultrasound, ultrasounds, gender, gender reveal, gender reveals, invasive, invasion of privacy, invasions of privacy, airport security, tsa, tsa agent, tsa agents, airport, airports, frequent flyer, frequent flyers
"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"
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"I was under the impression that the sex we were having was recreational!"
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"Your mother wants to remind you how difficult and painful your birth was."
"Half a dozen brown—three large, three jumbo!"
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"These are some of my new friends from birthing class."
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"Right now I'm a stay-at-home dad, but when this baby comes I'm going back to work."
Tags:paternity, paternity leave, leave, leaves, leaving, time off, take time off, takes time off, taking time off, dad, dads, new dad, new dads, father, fathers, new father, new fathers, new parent, new parents, parent, parents, pregnant, pregnancy, pregnancies, infant, infants, infancy, baby, babies, back to work, go back to work, going back to work, lazy, laziness, parenting duty, parenting duties, parenting, deadbeat dad, deadbeat dads, loser, losers, husband, husbands, slacker, slackers, slack off, slacks off, slacking off
Ringing the Doorbell
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"If he's so smart, why does he have to sell his sperm?"
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Doctor performing an ultrasound on a Russian nesting doll
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