Prepared Cartoons

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"Look, I'm not saying it's going to be today. But someday - someday - you guys will be happy that you've taken along a lawyer."

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"The January issue comes out in October, the April issue comes out in January, the July issue comes out in April, and October issue comes out in July, but I don't have any of them."

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Going to Hell?

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"No, I don't want a glass of water, but I'm worried that I might want one."

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"That's Jeremy. He never deviates from his prepared text."

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"I fail to see why this is such an achievement."

Artist: Shaw, Michael   Search ID: CC140046   High Res: 8709x3012 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: duck, ducks, geese, anatidae, achieve, achievement, success, successes, ducks in row, ducks in a line, mother duck, ducklings, have you ducks in a row, having you ducks in a row, organise, organised, organisation, organize, organized, organization, prepare, prepared, well prepared, arranged, arrangement, expression, expressions, common expressions, common expression, cliche, cliches

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Al, The Go-From Guy

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"Now remember, children, if you get lost just show someone your hat, your t-shirt, your sign and your flag, and then say 'I'm from Central Elementary', just to make sure."

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"No, I don't want to play strip poker."

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"I tell you there isn't going to be any insurrection."

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"OPEC tighten the screws. the Larned A. Corys are ready."

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"Let me know when you want to start the operation."

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"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"

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"While we haven't actually achieved these results yet the existence of this chart demonstrates our preparation."

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"I know you think I'm tough on you now, son. But you'il be much better prepared for life when I disinherit you."

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"Looks like the end of civilization as they know it."

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"We'll feel pretty silly if it's downgraded to a tropical storm."

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Man on a sinking ship blowing up an inflatable desert island.

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"I know doesn't look like I'm doing anything, but I'm like a cat ready to pounce."

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"But part of me hopes there never is an Armageddon."

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"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."

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"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

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"And exactly how is the peanut-butter-and-jelly prepared?"

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"Honestly, Harry, I'll never tease you again for carrying around that elephant gun!"

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