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"He feels he can do more good working within the system."
"Chef, the salads are ready, the meat is seasoned, and you're washing your hands in the soup."
"Taser that for you, sir?"
"Keep in mind, this dish is best served in a restaurant cooked by anyone other than you."
Man walks into a restaurant with a sign saying "Billy Bob's Diner - We don't let the federal government tell us what to do with our tainted beef".
"No wonder they didn't like it. I forgot to sprinkle the antidepressant on it."