"I have two mommies. I know where the apostrophe goes."
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show, show and tell, deer, deer hunt, deer hunting, hunt, hunter, hunters, hunting, poach, poaching, poacher, poachers, poached, gun, guns, rifle, buck, big game, game, game hunting, school, schools, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergarteners, carcass, vegetarian, trauma, traumatise, traumatised, shock, shocked, shock value, surprise, lost innocence, toxic masculinity"Are you the young man that bit my daughter?"
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daughter, daughters, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, parenting, mothering, overprotective, over-protective, protective, schoolyard, schoolyards, bully, bullies, bullying, bite, bites, biting, bitten, fight, fights, fighting, preschool, pre-school, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners"Hey, you guys, don't you remember? The big word here is 'compromise.' "
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compromise, compromises, compromising, teacher, teachers, preschool, preschools, pre-school, pre-schools, teaching, kindergarten, kindergartens, elementary school, elementary schools, share, shares, sharing, fight, fights, fighting, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, cry, cries, crying, lost cause, lost causes, hopeless, good-natured, good nature, optimist, optimists, optimisticPreschools for Dogs
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preschool, preschools, dog trainer, dog trainers, dog training, school, schools, non-traditional, untraditional, education, educate, educates, educating, new-age school, new-age schools, training school, training schools, ivy league, women's school, women's schools, girls school, girls' schools"I ain't showin' nothin', and I ain't tellin' nothin'."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, pre-school, pre-schools, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschool, preschools, preschooler, preschoolers, learning, learning to read, reading, reader, readers, literacy, literate, literature, book, books, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergartener, kindergarteners"Where do you get off saying my kid is grade level?"
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, parent-teacher conference, parent-teacher conferences, parent-teacher interview, parent-teacher interviews, meeting, meetings, kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, unsatisfied, dissatisfied, dissatisfaction, upset, angry, grade level, grade levels, marking, grading, mark, marks, grade, grades, primary, elementary, kindergarten, modern education, preschool, nursery school, childcare, daycare, modern life"Now, Mrs. Stevens, go to work, relax, and leave the social engineering to us."
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kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parents, modern parenting, modern parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, working mom, working moms, working mum, working mums, working mother, working mothers, daycare, day care, daycares, day cares, childcare, childcare centre, childcare centre, childcare center, child care centers, nursery school, nursery schools, preschool, preschools, kindergarten, kindergartens, babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, child-minding, child-minder, child-minders, teacher, teachers, school, schools, schooling, education, teaching, socialising, socializing, socialisation, socialization, social engineering, psychology, raising kids, raising children, modern lifeA classroom full of young children; a schedule board in the background lists the day's activities which include: circle time, art fun, snack and S.A.T. prep.
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, score, scores, test, tests, testing, college, colleges, university, universities, academics, academic, mark, marks, grade, grades, bureaucracy, requirement, requirements, admission, admissions, standardised testing, standardised test, standardised tests, standardized testing, standardized test, standardized tests, prep, preparation, preparing, getting ahead, primary, elementary, kindergarten, nursery school, preschool, daycare, kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, modern education, modern life"Will Kristen, Kirsten, and Kiersten please choose new names?"
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elementary, kid, kids, child, childhood, nostalgia, nostalgic, childish, kindergarten, grade, preschool, pre-school, educating, education, teacher, teachers, attention, attention span, adhd, add, student, students, playful, playfulness, eager, eagerness, eagerly, happy, happiness, patient, patience, book, books, school, schools, schooling"We've found by applying just the tiniest bit of an electric shock, test scores have soared."
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teacher, teachers, teaching, education, school, preschool, pre-school, kindergartener, kindergarteners, kindergarten, kindergartens, kindergarten teacher, electric, electric shock, therapy, shock therapy, score, scores, test score, parent teacher, ethical, parent teacher meeting, kid, kids, child, children, performance, academic, academics, school, schools"Two months with this and they blow their preschool entrance exams right out of the water."
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parents, parenting, parent, mothers, mother, mum, mums, mom, moms, pre-school, preschool, pre-schooler, pre-schoolers, preschooler, preschoolers, tiger mom, tiger moms, tiger mum, tiger mums, child, childhood, children, achievement, achievements, pushy mom, pushy moms, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, exam, exams, examination, test, testing, tests, toy, toys, child's toy, children's toys, educational toy, educational toys, education, early education"Of all the finger-painting classes in all the day-care centers in all the world, you had to walk into mine."
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kid, kids, child, children, education, school, schools, teacher, teachers, student, students, nursery school, preschool, daycare, daycare center, daycare centre, childcare, kindergarten, finger painting, finger-painting, art, class, classes, classroom, classrooms, movie quote, movie quotes, film quote, film quotes, relationship, relationships, falling in love, love at first sight, love, romance, romantic, couple, couples, dating, destiny, fate"He goes to a real party preschool."
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kid, kids, child, children, student, students, education, school, schools, schooling, higher education, college, colleges, university, universities, party school, party schools, preschool, nursery school, childcare, daycare, kindergarten, party, parties, reputation, reputations, playing, partying, learning"Just Remember, Sweetie - Fight The Biggest One First."
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mother, motherhood, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger, tiger moms, tiger mums, helicopter parent, helicopter parents, helicopter parenting, every man for themselves, free for all, free-for-all, mom, moms, mum, mums, school of hard knocks, child, kid, kids, kindergarten, kindergartener, kindergarteners, school, schools, primary school, pre-school, preschool, pre school, fight, fighting, bully, bullies, anti-bullying, defend, defending, defense, defence, self-defense, self-defence"The innocence seems forced."
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innocent, innocence, artist, artists, drawing, drawings, art critic, art critics, unfair criticism, kids drawing, kid's drawing, childs drawing, child's drawing, kindergarten, preschool, primary school, elementary school, teacher, teachers, modern art, art criticism, arts and crafts, insult, insults, high standards, unreasonable"Your apple was definitive!"
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parenting, parents, proud parents, parent, child, children, mother, son, father, family, school play, school performance, school, schools, preschool, preschooler, nursery, student, education, learning, learn, learner, fruits of labour, play, kindergarten, kindergartener, toddler"Please turn now to 'Judy's mirror' in your copy of 'Pat the Bunny.' "
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children, child, kid, kids, teach, teaching, teacher, teachers, preschool, primary school, preschool teacher, preschool teachers, touch and feel, book, books, read, reading, reader, readers, write, writer, writers, writing, illustrate, illustrator, illustration, illustrations, picture book, picture books, kids books, kids book, children's book, children's books, author, authors, school, schools, education, literature, literary, literacy"I didn't realize how much I needed to get away from that day-care grind."
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, family, families, tired, fatigue, stress, stressful, relaxation, relaxing, leisure, beach, beaches, seaside, seashore, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, grind, daycare, nursery school, kindergarten, preschool, getaway, getaways, playing, daily grind, modern life"Who knows the words to the theme song of the United States?"
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kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, learning, teacher, teachers, student, students, preschool, preschools, nursery school, nursery schools, daycare, childcare, worry, worries, interview, interviews, placement, placements, development, childhood, modern education, modern life"We believe in the concept of public education."
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