Prescription Cartoons

"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."

"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"

Angels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"

"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."

"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."

The Pill-of-the-Month Club!

"Before Prozac, she loathed company."

"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."

Side Effects

"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."

"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"

"This will buy you four months.

"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."

"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."

"I'll have an ounce of prevention."

"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."

"I'll have the chicken Tamiflu."

"Have you popped all those pills I prescribed?"

"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"

Man opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them

"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."

Some other drugs you may enjoy.

"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"

"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."

"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."