"Could we up the dosage? I still have feelings."
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dose, dosing, dosage, drug, prescribe, prescription, prescription drugs, otc, over the counter, prescribed, therapy, therapeutic, therapist, therapists, counselling, counselor, counsellor, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatry, psychiatric, psychiatrics, psychiatrists, psychologists, psychological, emotions, emotional turmoil, emotion, emotional, feeling, feelings, unfeeling, anxiety, anxious, depression, depressed, depressing, medicine, medicines, meds, med, overmedicate, overmedicates, overmedicating, over-prescribe, over-prescribed, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing"Fortunately treatment will be relatively inexpensive since you have the generic form of the disease!"
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medical, medicine, medicines, meds, drug, pill, pills, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, prescription, prescriptions, sickness, sick, ill, illness, disease, diseases, money, expensive, inexpensive, cheap, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, healthcare, generic, generics, doctor, doctors, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, patient, patientsAngels shopping in a store called "Heaven Pharmacy: Self-serve"
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religion, religious, death, life after death, heaven, angel, angels, clouds, self-serve, pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills"These medicines all taste pretty good - let's approve them."
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fda, food and drug administration, approve, approves, approval, medicine, medicines, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, drug, scientist, scientists, food science, health, healthy, unhealthy, overprescribe, overprescribing, overprescription, overmedicate, overmedicating, careless, carelessness, uncaring, side effect, side effects, approved, big pharma, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies"It's fine to discover cures, but, remember, chronic conditions are our bread and butter."
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cure, cures, curing, chronic condition, chronic conditions, prescription, prescriptions, drug company, drug companies, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, profit motive, profit motives, incurable, managing disease, managing diseases, profit, profits, making money, bottom line, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest"Before Prozac, she loathed company."
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antisocial, anti-social, anti-socialness, social skill, social skills, socialize, socialise, socializing, anti-socialness, company, cat, cats, feline, felines, pet, pets, pet cat, pet cats, cat owner, cat owners, unfriendly, friendliness, antidepressant, antidepressants, drug, prescription, prescriptions"The answer isn't more troops—what you need is an antibiotic."
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hospital, hospitals, clinic, clinics, doctor's office, doctor's office, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, diagnosis, diagnoses, treatment, treatments, cure, cures, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, antibiotic, antibiotics, infection, infections, strategy, strategies, military, general, generals, officer, officers, troop, troops, war, wars, plan of attack, answer, answersSide Effects
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side effect, side effects, pill, pills, prescription, prescriptions, prescription pill, prescription pills, med, meds, medication, medications, medicine cabinet, medicine cabinets, tub, tubs, overprescription, overprescribe, overprescribes, large, large size, large sizes, jumbo size, jumbo sizes"Don't forget to take a handful of our complimentary antibiotics on your way out."
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antibiotics, antibody, antibodies, overprescribe, overprescription, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, drug company, drug companies, overuse, overusing, antibiotic resistant, antibiotic resistance, handout, handouts, handing out, prescription, prescriptions, doctor, doctors, money motive, profit motive, american medicine"If I don't think it's going to work, will it still work?"
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placebo, placebos, placebo effect, medication, medications, medical trial, medical trials, prescription, prescriptions, effective, effectiveness, psychological block, psychological blocks, block, blocks, opinion, opinions, negative attitude, negative attitudes, negativity, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, bad attitude, bad attitudes, negative nancy, downer, downers, cassandra, cassandras"This will buy you four months.
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doctor, doctors, shot, shots, injection, injections, drug, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, prescription, prescriptions, medical problem, medical problems, disease, diseases, illness, illnesses, booster, booster shot, booster shots, vaccine, vaccines, vaccination, vaccinations, buy time, buys time, buying time, terminal, terminal illness, terminal illnesses, diagnosis, prognosis, prognoses, diagnoses, physician, physicians, comfort, comforting, bedside manner"You have a lot of boring health issues, so I'm prescribing medical marijuana for myself."
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doctor, doctors, physician, physicians, patient, patients, doctors office, doctors offices, medical, medical center, medical centers, medical centre, medical centres, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, drug, marijuana, mary j, ganja, pot, weed, hash, hashish, hemp, smoke, smoking, joint, blunt, bong, medicinal, prescription, prescriptions, prescribe, prescribes, prescribing, stress, stressed out, legalized, legalised, legalisation, legalization, health issue, bore, bored, boring"I understand they've uncovered some weird new side effects since you were here last."
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talk show, talk shows, interview, interviews, interviewing, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity interview, celebrity interviews, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, drug, prescription, prescriptions, medicine, medicines, big pharma, pill, pills, side effect, side effects, accomplishment, accomplishments, late night, late night talk show, late night talk shows, career, careers"I'll have an ounce of prevention."
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pharmacy, pharmacies, chemist, chemists, chemist's, druggist, druggists, pharmacists, pharmacists, drugstore, drugstores, drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, healthcare, health care, pill, pills, ounce of cure, pound of prevention, ounce of prevention, cure, cures, treatment, treatments, prevention, preventing, too late, axiom, axioms, worth, quote, quotes, benjamin franklin"I've found that there are times in a person's spiritual journey when prescription drugs are entirely appropriate."
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spiritual journey, spiritual journeys, journey, journeys, journeying, prescription, prescriptions, prescription drugs, drug, legal drugs, drug use, drug abuse, drug therapy, drug therapies, middle class, self-help, medication, medicate, medicates, medicating, self-medicate, self-medicates, self-medicating, spirituality, user, users, spiritual awakening, middle class, middle classes, upper class, upper classes"Have you popped all those pills I prescribed?"
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american healthcare, healthcare, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, prescription, prescriptions, pill, pills, medication, medications, healthcare system, healthcare systems, healthcare reform, opioid, opioids, opioid crisis, opioid epidemic, overprescribe, overprescribes, overprescribing, doctor, doctors, pusher, pushers, drug, drug pusher, drug pushers, profit motive"Are you sure you used human growth hormone?"
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growth hormone, growth hormones, human growth hormone, human growth hormones, hgh, dope, dopes, doping, baseball, baseball player, baseball players, steroid, steroids, steroid use, steroid user, steroid users, lobster, lobsters, immortal, immortality, medication, medications, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, performance enhancer, performance enhancers, performance enhancing drug, performance enhancing drugsMan opens his medicine cabinet to find two pill bottles with ancient Greek comedy and tragedy masks on them
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drug, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical, medicine, medicines, meds, prescription, prescriptions, prescribed, medical, drug abuse, medicine abuse, prescription abuse, pharmaceutical abuse, addiction, addict, addicts, healthcare, health care, antidepressant, antidepressants, pill, pills, happy pills, sad pills, tragedy, tragedies, comedy, comedies, greek, greece, drama, dramas, play, plays, theatre, theatres, theater, theaters, melpomene, thalia, ancient, ancient greece, history, historical"I'm taking you off medicinal marijuana and putting you on medicinal harder stuff."
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gateway drug, gateway, drugged, prescribe, prescribed, prescription, prescriptions, script, marijuana, weed, medicinal marijuana, medicinal drugs, medicinal weed, medicine, medicines, opiods, opiod crisis, opiod, opiod abuse, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, science, health, healthcare, health care, state law, state laws, federal law, federal marijuana law, medicinal cannabis, cannabid, cbd, thc, cbd oil, cbd oils, patient, patients, current affairs, current, affairsSome other drugs you may enjoy.
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big pharma, pharmaceuticals, pharmaceutical industry, push, pushes, pushing, drug, prescription, prescriptions, prescription medication, prescription medications, recommendation, recommendations, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs, medication, medications, over-prescribe, over-prescribed, over-prescribing, enjoy, enjoys, enjoyment, drug company, drug companies, corruption, corrupt, sales spiel, sales strategy, sales strategies"Can't you give him one of those personalities in a bottle I keep reading about?"
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prescription, prescriptions, personality, personalities, personality type, personality types, unpleasant, unfriendly, angry, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, prescription pills, bottle, bottles, pharmacy, pharmacies, drugstore, drugstores, drug store, drug stores, pharmacist, pharmacists, pharmacy tech, pharmacy techs"The F.D.A. is nuts about it."
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fda, f.d.a., food and drug administration, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmaceutical, pharmaceuticals, big pharma, pharmaceutical company, pharmaceutical companies, product, products, recommendation, recommendations, recommend, recommends, recommending, pharmacist, pharmacists, prescription, prescriptions, medication, medications, overuse, overused, over-prescribed, over-prescription"My approach is nontraditional, but from a uniquely Western perspective."
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western world, the west, middle class, the middle glasses, wine, wines, self medicate, self medication, self-medicate, self-medication, prescription, prescriptions, , doctor, doctors, md, mds, m.d.s, m.d., gp, gps, g.p.s, g.p., general practitioner, general practitioners, medical check up, medical check ups, clinic, clinics, doctors clinic, doctors clinics, doctor's clinic, doctor's clinics, hospital, luxury, luxuries, little luxuries, hospitals, doctors appointment, doctors appointments, doctor's appointment, doctor's appointments