"Surprise! It's my birthday."
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"For Father's Day, I'm giving my dad an hour of free tech support."
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"Oh shoot, we still need to get Hanukkah gifts for the Rosenbaums."
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"I can't quite picture who would enjoy a gift in that price range."
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"No, no, Timmy. Not that one. I'm saving that one for last."
"Don't say a word—my daughter gave me this tie."
"We didn't have time to pick up a bottle of wine, but this is what we would have spent."
"Is it any wonder you got coal in your stocking?"
"...and for you, Dorothy, that I.U.D. you've been wanting."
"Yeah, everybody says I'm hard to shop for, too."
"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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"We had the usual exchange of gifts-she gave me this diamond collar, and I ate all my dinner."
"This year, we just decided to give money to ourselves."
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"Flowers? That's so arrogant!"
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"I'm going out. Do you need any voles?"
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"An anniversary present? For me? I remembered? Well, thank me very much!"
"Regift the bicycle, Charles, but put this in my Panama pile."
"Of course, that was long ago, but at the time it seemed like the present."
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"Why, Jimmy! Just what I wanted! Grand Theft Auto Number Four!"
"As I call each of your names, please answer by saying 'Present'"
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"I need a box of the gayest chocolate you've got."
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Line of children to see Santa Claus; Line of parents to use the ATM
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"If they fit, we can return them."
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"Tell your grandfather how much you like his present and ask him if he still has the receipt."
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"Things are crazy right now. Let me get back to you after the holidays."
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