"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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"That's an excellent prescreened question, but before I give you my stock answer I'd like to try to disarm everyone with a carefully rehearsed joke."
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"Hold everything! The P.R. department just sent over this chart."
Can't Do the Math/Won't Do the Math.
"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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"The presentation is dreadful."
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"For God's sake, Edwards. Put the laser pointer away."
"What are you doing outside of coach?"
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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"And I'd recommend this book to anyone in the market for a free plush toy."
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"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"
"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
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"Oops! Wrong plug."
"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."
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"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."
"Where are you going with this, Wingate?"
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Dead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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A waiter flambes a meal.
"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."
"My summer vacation: How I made money in a bear market."
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"O.K., O.K., we get the point."
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"Would you please elaborate on 'the something bad happened'?"
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"Sir, he left a suicide deck."
"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
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