"I'll pause for a moment so you can let this information sink in."
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politics, politician, politicians, debate, debates, political debate, political debates, speech, speeches, presentation, presentations, election, elections, public speaking, public debate, public debates, pre-screen question, pre-screened questions, question, questions, stock answer, stock answers, answer, answers, rehearse, rehearsal, rehearsals, rehearsed, joke, jokes, candidate, candidates, political candidate, political candidates, debating, podium, podiums, audience, auditorium, auditoriums, stage, stages, presidential candidate, presidential candidates, presidential election, presidential elections, campaign, campaigns, political, prepared, preparation, preparations, disarm"In case of a loss of cabin pressure, oxygen masks will drop down in front of you for two dollars."
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airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, flying, stewardess, stewardesses, host, hostess, air, oxygen, oxygen mask, oxygen masks, mask, masks, loss of cabin pressure, cabin, cabins, emergency, safety, safety precautions, safety precaution, take-off, speech, presentation, passenger, passengers, dollar, dollars, money, nickel-and-dime, nickel and dime, overcharge, overcharging, charge for everything, pay, cost, costs, costs of flying, cost of flying"The presentation is dreadful."
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animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, bird, birds, pigeon, pigeons, feeding birds, feeding pigeons, crumbs, breadcrumbs, restaurant, restaurants, dining out, eating out, meal, meals, food, eating, dining, presentation, visual, chef, chefs, cook, cooks, snob, snobs, snobbish, snobby, pretentious, foodie, foodies, gourmet, gourmets, gourmand, gourmands, high expectations, bad, dreadful, terrible, disappointment, disappointed, critic, critics, criticism, criticising, criticizing, modern life"What are you doing outside of coach?"
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coach, coach class, coach-class, economy, economy class, economy-class, first class, first-class, business-class, business class, flight attendant, flight attendants, air-hostess, airhostess, air-hostesses, air hostesses, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, stewardess, stewards, stewards, stewardesses, manager, management, whip, whips, threat, threaten, divide, division, presentation, presentations, cattle-class, cattle class"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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kid, kids, children, child, elementary, school, schools, education, educated, educate, teacher, teachers, teaching, teach, learn, learner, learners, learning, book report, book reports, presentation, presentations, primary, class, classes, toy, toys, stuffed animal, stuffed animals, plush toy, plush toys, review, toy reviews, book, books, read, reading, reader, readers"Just how long has there been a maraschino cherry at the top of the organizational chart?"
"Must you use those three-by-five cards every time we have a discussion?"
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relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts, discussion, discussions, discussing, card, cards, prompt cards, speech cards, prompts, talking points, speaking points, presentation, presentations, prepared, presenter, presenters, speech, speeches, prepare speech, prepared speeches, memory, bad memory, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, politician, politicians"Pinpoint havoc, gentlemen, accuracy of mayhem. And yet our dress blues remain crisp and sharp, our hands soft and pink."
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military, general, generals, armed forces, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, jet, jets, pilot, pilots, airforce, air force, war, wars, battle, battles, havoc, mayhem, bad planning, bad idea, soldier, soldiers, officer, officers, uniform, uniforms, operation plan, combat, presentation, presentations"Anyone following me on Twitter already knows what I did this past summer."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, classroom, classrooms, class, classes, presentation, presentation, speech, speeches, my summer vacation, summer vacation, summer break, summer holidays, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media sites, follower, followers, following, newsfeed, newsfeeds, news feed, news feeds, post, posts, millennial, millennials, youth, kid, kids, child, children, modern kids, modern children, modern life, technology, computer, computers, internet, online"And, of course, this is when all our loose change fell out of our pockets."
"Where are you going with this, Wingate?"
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businessmen, businessman, clown, clowns, grass skirt, grass skirts, trombone, trombones, presentation, presentations, presenter, presenters, presentation skill, presentation skills, business pitch, business pitches, corporate culture, business plan, business plans, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boardsDead Man Presents Flat Line At Meeting
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cardiograph, cardiographs, cardiographer, heart beat, beat, beating, heart beat, dead, died, dying, dies, die, death, meeting, meetings, presentation, present, presents, presenting, prentations, profit, profits, chart, charts, graph, graphs, exec, executive, businessmen, businessman, overwork, overworked, over-work, over-worked, over-working, over work, over worked, stress, stressed, work stress, working world, modern, modern life, modern world"As you can see, Henderson has no brain."
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brain, brains, demonstrate, demonstrates, demonstrating, no brain, no brainer, demonstration, pointer, points, sales, sales, pitch, pitching, review, reviews, reviewing, absurd, absurdity, present, presentation, presenting, presents"My summer vacation: How I made money in a bear market."
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bear market, bear markets, presentation, presentations, entrepreneur, entrepreneurs, entrepreneurial, young, businessmen, businessman, investor, investors, investment, investments, summer holiday, summer holidays, summer vacation, summer vacations, school holiday, school holidays, school vacation, school vacations, profit, profits"O.K., O.K., we get the point."
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business man, business men, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, accountant, accountants, going under, failed business, failing business, failing businesses, incompetent, incompetence, recession, the recessions, financial crash, the financial crash, economic crash, the economic crash, meeting, meetings, board meeting, board meeting, presentation, presentations, vague"'How I Spent My Summer Vacation,' by Lilia Anya, all rights reserved, which includes the right to reproduce this essay or portions thereof in any form whatsoever, including, but not limited to, novel, screenplay, musical, television miniseries, home vid
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