"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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"Once, I tried to change the laces, and the Landmarks Commission came down on me like a ton of bricks."
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"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"
Nova Scotia Brand Cubicle
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"When I see a person, I don't know if he's protecting us or endangering us."
'Committee For The Preservation Of Cads'
"If only you could have frozen some ideas in your prolific youth."
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"I was just wondering, Mr. Parker, when you planned to come by and pick up Mrs. Parker?"
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"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
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"Sir! The Moorne Castle Monster is under the strict protection of the National Historic Trust!"
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"Tell me more about the years you spent in formaldehyde at Area 51."
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