"Of course, he's very low maintenance."
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"I, too, want to preserve the environment, just as it is: acid rain, holes in the ozone layer, lots of crap in the air."
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"And when it comes to naming a committee to preserve the scenic beauty of the Hudson, do they pick any of us? Hell, no! They pick Laurance Rockefeller!"
Nova Scotia Brand Cubicle
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"Maybe I should have gone with cremation."
"The Toast Whisperer"
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"In case you're interested, I'll be in the basement preserving resentments for the winter."
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A sardine can combined with a cornucopia.
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"If only you could have frozen some ideas in your prolific youth."
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"I didn't know that any of your Living National Treasures played golf."
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The little preservative that could
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"Really? You're on the endangered list? Well, you're safe with me, buddy."
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