Love at First Sign
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"We fixed the main leak that was destabilizing our government."
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"You aren't the only intelligent life in the universe who elected an embarrassing buffoon."
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"This is great! It's shaping up like it could be another huge tax writeoff for the boss."
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Donald Trump with his foot on a globe.
Donald Trump Bust
"As my buddy Vladimir says, you can't spell 'Commander-in-Chief' without 'comrade.'"
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"I'm also returning these Ivanka Trump brand clothes. They chafe my morals."
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Smoke and Mirrors Lounge
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"Punxsutawney Phil can also predict the political climate."
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"The Year of the Rooster has gotten off to an auspicious start."
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A tale of two sessions...
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"We're rounding up undocumented foreign transplants that conceal evil plots against our country."
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"My team of advisers is so fantastic it's unbelievable."
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"The best way to get over a wall is to break through the glass ceiling."
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"Joe, what about you? Would you like to make a face at Mr. Trump?"
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Three Reasons That President Trump Wants to Buy Greenland
"By Jove, you've got it! Unprofessional, clingy, boorish, volatile, fake-macho and weirdly desperate -- a handshake patently your own, Mr. Trump."
Trump Indignant Elephant
"If Trump becomes President, I don't care how high he builds that wall - I'm going over it."
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Trump with a tiny #1 hand.
State of the Union Recap
"Voter fraud is a total myth, but there is evidence that people voted for a total fraud."
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"It's...it's...learning to appear vaguely Presidential!"
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