Pretending Cartoons

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC124783
High Res:
5152x2846 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pr firm, p.r., public relations, public relations firm, public relations firms, hero, heroes, lie, lies, lying, heroic, inspiration, inspirations, inspired, representative, representatives, representation, pretend, pretends, pretending, misrepresent, misrepresentation, misrepresentations, positive spin, spin, spins, spinning, spin doctor, spin doctors, muse, muses

"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC33049
High Res:
1940x1756 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bark, barks, barking, woof, woofs, woofing, imagination, imaginary, imagine, pretend, pretends, pretending, dog, dogs, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, philosophy, life philosophy, life philosophies, threat, threats, threatening, therapist, therapists, therapy, psychologist, psychologists, psychology, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, psychiatry

"I get it!"

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC27864
High Res:
2945x2097 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
science, pseudo, animals, history, olden days, ancient, space, cat, cats, stonehenge, ancient technology, ancient technologies, wonder of the world, wonders of the world, druid, druids, pretend, pretends, pretending, pretender, pretenders, enlightenment, enlightened, get it, gets it, getting it, understanding, intelligence, animal intelligence

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC28450
High Res:
2953x2353 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fiction, fictions, fantasy, fantasies, ideal world, ideal worlds, writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, pretend, pretends, pretending, outlandish, unrealistic, writing, misogynist, misogyny, male writer, male writers, male gaze

Exposed as a fraud.

Artist:
Gross, Sam
Search ID:
CC41737
High Res:
1998x1030 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fraud, beggars, exposed, wheelchairs, tin cup, crime, poor, frauds, fraudulent, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, beggar, handicapped, disabled, disability, disabilities, faker, fakers, fake, fakes, spare change, pretend, pretends, pretending, sympathy, sympathy card, sympathetic appeal

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC35481
High Res:
1788x1489 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
yale, university, universities, school, schools, ivy league, mislead, misleads, misleading, deceive, deceives, deception, deceptions, pretend, pretends, pretending, root, roots, rooting

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC125183
High Res:
5608x5027 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
baseball, base ball, national, national anthem, anthem, us, usa, audience, audiences, the game, the big game, live sport, sport, sports, tv sport, effort, efforts, low effort, sing, singing, forgetting the words, lyrics, pretend, pretending, pretence, pretense, pretenses, star spangled banner, star-spangled banner, american pride, national pride, national identity, cultural identity, commit, non committal, non-committal

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC131645
High Res:
3000x2539 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fire, fires, fireplace, fireplaces, hearth, hd, hd tv, hd video, tv, television, televisions, tvs, high def, high definition, yule, yule log, yule logs, christmas, xmas, yule, noel, christmas eve, log, logs, fake, false, useless, wood burning, burning wood, burning logs, logs burning, make-believe, make believe, pretend, pretending, video, videos, film, films, streaming, stream, technology, modern life, high-def, high-definition

Jurassic Pork

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC24090
High Res:
1462x1282 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pork, pig, pigs, stegosaurus, stegosauruses, dinosaur, dinosaurs, theme park, theme parks, knockoff, knockoffs, knock-off, knock-offs, cheap, cheapskate, cheapskates, dino, dinos, pretend, pretends, pretending

Rural Cityscape

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC34873
High Res:
2429x1752 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
farmer, farmers, farm, farms, agriculture, agricultural management, pretentious, pretensions, illusions, illusion, ambition, ambitious, aspiration, aspirational, aspirations, illusion of grandeur, urban skyline, urban skylines, city scape, city scapes, kidding yourself, office, offices, office worker, office workers, rural, country, countryside, interior, interiors, office interiors, wallpaper, cover up, coverup, cover-up, disguise, disguised, disguising, pretend, pretending, window, windows, view, views, landscape, landscapes, cow, cows, cattle, barn, barns, ranch, ranches, cattle ranch, cattle ranches, trompe-l'œil, trompe l'oeil, trompe l oeil, trompe-l oeil, agribusiness, agribusinesses

"Stop pretending you have Mob connections."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC123882
High Res:
3328x3054 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
mafia, mafias, mob, mobs, mobsters, gang, gangster, gangsters, triad, triads, cartel, cartels, connection, connections, feet in cement, cemented, concrete, concretes, pretend, pretending, fake, fakes, pretends, pointless, seen through, faking it, realise, realising, realised, relationship, relationships, marriage, married

"He said he's always between the Hamptons and Manhattan. It turns out he means Babylon, Long Island."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC32718
High Res:
2279x1863 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
location, locations, upscale, new york, new yorker, new yorkers, new york city, hamptons, manhattan, long island, working class, working classes, upper class, upper classes, pass, passes, passing, pass off, passes off, passing off, superficial, superficiality, pretender, pretenders, pretending, mislead, misleads, misleading, origin, origins, humble origins, poor, poverty, pass for rich, passing for rich

"Just once I'd like to be accepted for who I'm not."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC141685
High Res:
9146x6715 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
therapy, analysis, accepted for who i am, sayings, accept, accepts, acceptance, identity, identities, self-actualization, self-actualisation, self-actualize, therapist, therapists, self-esteem, low self-esteem, disguise, disguises, disguising, pretend, pretends, pretending, self-loathing, mankoff

"We're playing YouTube."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC133536
High Res:
3060x2042 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
kid, kids, child, children, play, playing, game, games, role-play, role-playing, pretend, pretending, make-believe, imagine, imaginary, fantasy, cardboard box, cardboard boxes, box, boxes, cardboard, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, modern parenting, modern parenthood, modern life, mom, moms, mums, mum, mother, mothers, motherhood, modern, internet, online, technology, video hosting website, video hosting websites, video-sharing website, video-sharing websites, website, websites, streaming website, streaming websites, streaming, video, videos, live video, live videos

"Their bookshelves look more convincingly read from than ours."

Artist:
Suits, Julia
Search ID:
CC122691
High Res:
3006x2695 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
couple, couples, keeping up with the joneses, jealous, jealousy, book, books, bookshelf, bookshelves, read, reading, literature, literate, convincing, pretend, acting, pretending, for show, showing off, show-off, show off, showing-off, pretentious, interior design, interior decorations, interior decorating, interior decoration, design, designs, decoration, decorations, compete, competition, competitions, competitive, relationship, relationships, friend, friends, friendship, middle-age, middle-aged, well-read

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC121753
High Res:
3500x2858 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
western, wild west, the wild west, cowboy, cowboys, accent, accents, regional accent, regional accents, regional dialect, regional dialects, lazy, laziness, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, costume, costumes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, pretend, pretending, pretender, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, modern life, cow boy, cow boys, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, drawl, drawling, drawls

GOP Happy Face

Artist:
Bachtell, Tom
Search ID:
CC800066
High Res:
5104x6519 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
happy face, happy faces, mask, masks, republican, republicans, republican party, grand old party, gop, elephant, mascot, mascots, pretend, pretends, pretending, donald trump, trump, president trump

Private Phone Calls

Artist:
O'Brien, John
Search ID:
RC600060
High Res:
2638x2670 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
telephone, telephones, public phone, public phones, public telephone, public telephones, phonecall, phonecalls, phone call, phone calls, phone, phones, phone booth, phone booths, telephone booth, telephone booths, hand gesture, hand gestures, hand sign, hand signs, pretend, pretending, pretender, make believe, make-believe, game, games, kid, kids, child, childhood, childhood game, childhood games, growing up, modern life

"Peters, make a joyful noise."

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CC33051
High Res:
2246x1548 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
business meeting, business meetings, board meeting, board meetings, meeting, meetings, failing business, failing businesses, recession, the recession, financial crash, economic crash, lie, lies, lying, cover up, cover-up, hierarchy, hierarchies, office hierarchy, office hierarchies, sales figures, bad sales figures, order, orders, pretend, pretending, pretender

"Why weren't you playing bereaved while I was playing dead?"

Artist:
Toro, Tom
Search ID:
CC140361
High Res:
3024x2719 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
animal, animals, possum, possums, talking animal, talking animals, dead, death, dying, playing dead, pretend, pretending, play, bereaved, bereavement, grieving, grief, sad, funeral, funerals, relationship, relationships

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

Artist:
Stevenson, James
Search ID:
CC38292
High Res:
2352x2069 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, humour, humor, sense of humor, sense of humour, joker, jokers, fool, fools, jester, jesters, actor, actors, acting, pretending, make-believe, role-playing, comedian, comedians, imitator, imitators, imitating, imitation, imitations, unamused

Jack and Jill

Artist:
Shanahan, Danny
Search ID:
CX304255
High Res:
3437x2556 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
jack and jill, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, children's story, children's stories, nursery song, nursery songs, accident, accidents, injury, injuries, girl, girls, boy, boys, girl power, girl powers, lies, lying, lied, pretend, pretending, pretends, pretender, girls holding hands

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC120582
High Res:
3000x2340 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
party, parties, cocktail party, cocktail parties, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, kid, kids, child, childhood, toddler, toddlers, infant, infants, up late, bedtime, bedtimes, past bedtime, pretend, pretending, show-off, show off, showing-off, showing off, couple, couples, marriages, difficult relationship, diffiult relationships, relationships, pretence, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, middle class, middle class life, soccer mom, soccer moms, suburbia, suburban life, divorce, divorcing, divorced

"Mendez, fake like you're going to retire in order to spend more time with family, then go wide right."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC139659
High Res:
5904x4848 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
sport, sports, football, football player, football players, player, players, athlete, athletes, professional, professionals, huddle, huddling, huddles, retire, retiring, retirement, comeback, comebacks, returning, return, fake, pretend, pretending, spend time with family, play, plays, strategy, strategies