Pretending Cartoons

"You only think you're barking at nothing. We're all barking at something."

"Young people today need heroes - that's why I hired a P.R. firm."

"I get it!"

"'A writer?' she gasped, her perky breasts heaving. 'God I love writers!'"

Exposed as a fraud.

"Well, no, but I always rooted for them."

"You always get to be the therapist! I never get to be the therapist!"

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

"Seeing it again, I was newly struck by whatever you thought about it."

"The word 'slave' is so degrading. Why don't we call you intern."

"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."

"Please don't tell my husband about us. I promise I'll run away with you."

Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts

"I lied in my ad. I hate Wallace Stevens."

"You haven't enjoyed the Yule log till you've enjoyed it in high def."

"A lot of them I only pretend to watch over."

"This has been fun, Hank, but let's not forget that the bus back to the city leaves in fifteen minutes."

"I'm a bird dog."

Trash Recycle Pretend to Recycle

A little boy is crawling through a sandbox towards his mother as though he were dying of thirst in a desert.

"You have a really lousy sense of humor."

"That one goes particularly well with you tie."

"Mommy and Daddy and their friends are pretending they don't have horrible lives now."

"It's like I'm actually walking."

Rural Cityscape