Trump 2020: No more pretense
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"Barking at the mailman doesn't make you a media watchdog."
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"Please stand and join us in half-assing your way through our national anthem."
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"I forget—are these your friends where we pretend we make more money than we actually do, or less?"
"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."
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"Regular service or affected?"
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"I believe this is one of Rembrandt's earliest selfies."
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"The Emperor is naked - and he has a flabby butt!"
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"I may not have invented the wheel or discovered fire, but I am the first to comment visually on their impact on our lives."
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"Can I say something obnoxious and inflammatory under the pretense of playing devil's advocate for a moment?"
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