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Pretension Cartoons
Pretension cartoon 1 of 179
"I've had those books for years. They represent the person I once aspired to be."
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aspiration, aspirations, aspired, aspiring, dream, dreams, ambition, ambitions, goal, goals, lost dream, lost dreams, broken dream, broken dreams, ambitious, date, dates, pretentious, pretension, pretensions, love life, snob, snobs, elitist, elitists, girlfriends, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offs, showing off, academic, academics, academiaPretension cartoon 2 of 179
"That's not a portrait—it's actually Leonard."
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portrait, portraits, painting, painting, mural, murals, preserved, preservation, frozen, trap, trapped, imprisoned, imprisonments, photograph, photographs, family portrait, family portraits, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, cryogenics, cryogenic preservation, cryogenic freezing, suspended animationPretension cartoon 3 of 179
"I like that-'compassionate predators.' "
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lions, lion, predator, predators, prey, hunt, hunting, hunter, hunters, blood sport, blood sports, compassionate, compassionate predator, compassionate predators, compassionate candidate, compassionate candidates, compassionate conservative, bush, george bush, george w bush, politcal campaign, political campaigns, political campaigning, republican, republicans, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, self congratulating, self congratulation, duplicity, dishonestyPretension cartoon 4 of 179
"Why buy and Idaho spud when you can have a potato of distinction that grows only in the soil of northern France?"
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potato, potatoes, spud, spuds, france, french, french potato, french potatoes, idaho, potato farm, potato farms, potato farming, stereotype, stereotypes, american, americans, american people, french people, stuck up, stuck-up, arrogant, arrogance, conceit, conceited, superior, superiority, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretensionPretension cartoon 5 of 179
Cook Food- The Original Theme Restaurant
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restaurant, eating out, dining out, theme restaurant, theme restaurants, themed restaurant, themed restaurants, cooked food, hot food, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, out of date, out of touch, behind the times, neanderthal, neanderthals, cave men, cave man, cavemen, caveman, cave dweller, cave dwellers, ancient history, stone age, the stone age, early manPretension cartoon 6 of 179
"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."
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one night stands, one night stand, short relationship, short relationships, pretentiousness, pretentious, pretension, metaphor, metaphors, bad metaphors, bad metaphor, romanticising, romance, romantic, romantics, office romance, office romances, sleeping around, affair, affairs, fling, flings, short-term relationship, short-term relationshipsPretension cartoon 7 of 179
"Duh!"
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golf, golfer, golfers, professional golfer, professional golfers, golf enthusiast, golf enthusiasts, overkill, over-do, over do, over done, easy, easy shot, easy shots, putt, putting, overplay, overplaying, serious, seriousness, duh, insult, insults, insulted, insulting, oblivious, obliviousness, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretensionPretension cartoon 8 of 179
"Could I have the fires al dente?"
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fastfood, fastfood chain, fastfood chains, fastfood restaurant, fast food restaurants, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, al dente, pasta, millennial, millennials, spoilt kid, spoilt kids, catering, service industry, catering industry, burger, burgers, fries, customer, customers, stupid customer, stupid customers, bad customer, bad customersPretension cartoon 9 of 179
"I'd like the novel they paid 3.2 million dollars for, whatever the hell it is."
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book shop, book shops, bookshop, bookshops, book store, book stores, bookstore, bookstores, book seller, bookseller, book sellers, booksellers, book selling, book selling, reading, expensive book, expensive books, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, uniformed, following trends, following the pack, empty headed, publishing, publisher, publishersPretension cartoon 10 of 179
"Whenever you're ready."
Pretension cartoon 11 of 179
"Sure, I follow the herd- out of a deep respect for the concept of community."
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sheep, follow the herd, following the herd, community, communities, philosophy, excuse, excuses, bad excuse, bad excuses, justification, justifications, thinking outside the box, obedience, brainless, braindead, thoughtless, thoughtlessness, modern life, modern attitudes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, self important, self importance, self-important, self-importance, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, following the pack, follow the packPretension cartoon 12 of 179
"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."
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western, wild west, the wild west, cowboy, cowboys, accent, accents, regional accent, regional accents, regional dialect, regional dialects, lazy, laziness, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, costume, costumes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, pretend, pretending, pretender, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, modern life, cow boy, cow boys, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, drawl, drawling, drawlsPretension cartoon 13 of 179
"Winter must be coming. The people in my novel are starting to wear mittens."
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writer, writers, author, authors, novelist, novelists, writing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, winter, winters, wintertime, wrap up, wrapping up, wrap up warm, gloves, mittens, inspire, inspired, inspiration, creative, creatives, creativity, imagination, muse, muses, writers muse, writer's musePretension cartoon 14 of 179
"I've learned not to listen to critics who are right about me."
Pretension cartoon 15 of 179
Reaching the Summit
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hiking, hike, hikers, hiker, climb, climber, climbers, climbing, sport climbing, sport climbers, rambling, rambler, ramblers, exercise, exercising, skyscraper, skyscrapers, tall building, tall building, view, views, admire the view, admiring the view, enjoy the view, enjoying the view, cityscape, cityscapes, city landscape, city landscapes, new york, empire state building, success, achievement, achieve, reach the top, reach the summit, pretentious, pretension, false sense of achievement, false sense of accomplishment, urban landscape, urban landscapes, ambition, ambitious, new york city, nycPretension cartoon 16 of 179
"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
Pretension cartoon 17 of 179
"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."
Pretension cartoon 18 of 179
"Can you please just say 'Fault', and quit adding 'is not in our stars but in ourselves."
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fault, faults, tennis, tennis player, tennis players, tennis fault, tennis faults, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, shakespeare, william shakespeare, quote, quotes, shakespeare quote, shakespeare quotes, the fault is no in our stars, famous quote, famous quotes, famous quotation, famous quotations, show off, show offs, show-off, show-offsPretension cartoon 19 of 179
"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."
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hansel and gretel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, german fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brother grimm, trail of breadcrumbs, breadcrumbs trail, gentrification, gentrify, gentrifying, modern life, modernisation, moderising, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, crouton, croutons, middle class, middle classes, middle-class, middle-classes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, crow, crowsPretension cartoon 20 of 179
"Of course, what I'd really like to do is direct."
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seal, seals, performer, perform, performers, performance, performances, actor, actors, director, directors, acting, directing, circus, circuses, circus animal, circus animals, performing seal, performing seals, movies, movie, film, movie actor, movie actors, film actor, film actors, hollywood, movie industry, film industry, pretentious, pretension, aspire, aspiring, dream, dreams, dreamingPretension cartoon 21 of 179
"Can I tempt Madam with a piece of gum?"
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rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, silver spoon, silver spoons, gum, bubble gum, chewing gum, golden platter, golden platters, overkill, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, upper class, the upper class, up glasses, stuck up, snob, sons, luxury, luxuries, lap of luxury, life of luxuryPretension cartoon 22 of 179
Gossip, Rumours and Wacky Stunts
Pretension cartoon 23 of 179
"O.K. guys, now lets go and earn that four hundred times our workers' salaries."
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executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, out of touch, behind the times, inequality, perspective, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, arrogance, arrogant, pay gapPretension cartoon 24 of 179
"I like the old you better."
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the new you, guitar, guitars, guitar player, guitar players, guitarist, guitarists, hippy, hippies, break up, break ups, breaking up, break-up, break-ups, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, split up, splitting up, split ups, split-up, split-ups, separation, separations, caveman, cavemen, cave dweller, cave dwellers, early man, the stone age, neanderthal, neanderthal, prehistoryPretension cartoon 25 of 179
"I'm really glad she didn't come. She's got a new mink coat."
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gossip, gossiper, gossipers, gossiping, smack talk, talking smack, smack talker, smack talkers, trash talk, talking trash, talking behind someone’s back, girl talk, girls night out, girls night, night out, night out on the town, mink, minks, mink coat, mink coats, fur, furs, vintage, vintage fashion, material, materialism, materialistic, shallow, bragging, braggadocios, braggadocio, pretension, pretentious, friend, friends, frenemy, frenemies, group of friends, group of girlfriends, girlfriendsMore cartoons with the keyword 'pretension'