Pretension Cartoons

Reaching the Summit

Artist:
Patterson, Jason
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CC121169
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2000x1418 pixels (unwatermarked)
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hiking, hike, hikers, hiker, climb, climber, climbers, climbing, sport climbing, sport climbers, rambling, rambler, ramblers, exercise, exercising, skyscraper, skyscrapers, tall building, tall building, view, views, admire the view, admiring the view, enjoy the view, enjoying the view, cityscape, cityscapes, city landscape, city landscapes, new york, empire state building, success, achievement, achieve, reach the top, reach the summit, pretentious, pretension, false sense of achievement, false sense of accomplishment, urban landscape, urban landscapes, ambition, ambitious, new york city, nyc

"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC119022
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2000x1706 pixels (unwatermarked)
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pretension, pretensions, pretentious, pretentiousness, massage, massages, masseuse, masseuses, massage therapist, massage therapists, massaging, massage therapy, stress, stressed out, stressful, stressed, elitist, elitists, elitism, snob, snobs, snobbery, snobbish, snobbishness

Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC39010
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2400x1511 pixels (unwatermarked)
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limerick, limericks, poetry, poet, poets, poem, poems, snob, snobbiness, snobs, snobby, writing, writer, writers, you should be writing, author, authors, pretentious, pretension, lyric, lyrics, rhyming, rhyme, rhymes, basic, basics, simple, simplicity, ted hughes, hughes, t hughes, t.hughes, modern poetry, literature, literary, sylvia plath, plath, s plath, s.plath, critic, critics, light, light relief, play on words, word-play, word play, unexpected

Now Playing at the Europlex

Artist:
Chast, Roz
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CC32828
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875x3025 pixels (unwatermarked)
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european film, european films, american film, american films, blockbuster, blockbusters, arthouse film, arthouse films, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, pretensions, cinema, world cinema, foreign cinema, inferiority complex, inferiority complexes, small movie, small movies, american, americans, french, italian, foreign film, foreign films, foreign-language film, foreign-language films, critic, critics, critique, critiques, critiquing

"Sonata for Three Frogs"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC122052
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5000x5459 pixels (unwatermarked)
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sonata, sonatas, music, musicians, musical, musicians, musician, classical music, classical, classic, frogs, frog, amphibian, amphibians, play on words, jargon, jargons, strange image, strange, surreal, animals, pretension, pretentious, pretentiously, art, arts, artistic, artistically, arts and culture, culture, cultured, culturally, pop culture, popular culture, modern classical, composer, composers, compose, pianist, pianists, piano, pianos

Autumn Leaves

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
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CC33252
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2313x1513 pixels (unwatermarked)
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suburban, suburban life, suburbia, season, seasons, autumn, fall, autumn leaves, fall leaves, window dressing, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, contractors, contractors, decorating, decoration, hipster, hipsters, leaf blowing, leaf blower, gardening, gardener, gardeners, deciduous tree, deciduous plant, uniform, uniformity, monotony, monotonous, nonconformist, image, self image, false image, self presentation, appearances, keeping up appearances

"It's fancy-schmantzy. I just wanted fancy."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC24861
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2113x1884 pixels (unwatermarked)
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returns, return, complaint, complaints, complaining, customer complaint, customer complaints, customer complaining, faulty product, faulty products, consumerism, shop, shops, shopping, shopper, shoppers, fashions, womens clothes, women's clothes, fancy-schmantzy, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, unreasonable complaint, snob, snobs, snobbery, intelligent consumer, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, fany, clothes store, clothes stores, department store, department stores, clothes shop, clothes shops

"I'm droppin' all my 'G's for a while."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC121753
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3500x2858 pixels (unwatermarked)
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western, wild west, the wild west, cowboy, cowboys, accent, accents, regional accent, regional accents, regional dialect, regional dialects, lazy, laziness, dress-up, dress up, dressing up, costume, costumes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, pretend, pretending, pretender, immature, immaturity, childish, childishness, modern life, cow boy, cow boys, westerns, spaghetti western, spaghetti westerns, drawl, drawling, drawls

(Gallerie Martorelli) (Art-Babble spoken here)

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX301323
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4400x3400 pixels (unwatermarked)
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gallery, galleries, art gallery, art galleries, art talk, art speak, art babble, art-babble, artsy fartsy, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, art market, the art market, language, languages, different language, different languages, foreign language, foreign languages, selling art, modern art, abstract art, modern artist, modern artists

"Of course, it's a very early Rembrandt."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC138018
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2983x3410 pixels (unwatermarked)
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rembrandt, pretentious, pretentiously, pretension, pretensions, pretense, snob, snobby, snobbery, snobbish, snowman, snowmen, art, arts, artistic, artist, artists, artistically, rembrandt, rembrandts, dutch, dutch masters, dutch master, classic, history of art, authority, old master, old masters, gallery, galleries, prolific, kid, kids, child, child's drawing, drawing, scribble, scribbles, stickman, stick man, stick figure

"What's the matter? My money no good around here?"

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
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CX300725
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money, banknote, banknotes, bank note, bank notes, dollar, dollars, dollar bill, dollar bills, washington, george washington, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, conceit, conceited, royal, royals, royalty, bartender, bartenders, expression, expressions, difficult customer, difficult customers

"Try to look more like you're breaking in."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
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BA500018
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artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, portrait, portraits, portraiture, drawing from life, painting from life, burglar, burglars, thief, thieves, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking and entering, balaclava, balaclavas, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, life drawing, life painting, criminal, criminals

"Not many lemmings survive the experience, let alone write a book about it."

Artist:
Stevens, Mick
Search ID:
CC121287
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lemming, lemmings, lemming jumping off cliffs, rodent, rodents, suicide, suicides, suicide attempt, suicide attempts, bio, bios, bigraphy, biographies, autobiography, autobiographies, auto-biography, auto-biographies, interview, interviews, interviewer, interviewers, chat show, chat shows, talk show, talk shows, chat-show, chat-shows, talk-show, talk-shows, author, authors, writer, writers, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, attempted suicide, attempting suicide, mental health, mental health problems, mental health problem, mental health disorder, mental health disorders, tv, television

Artisanal Pottery

Artist:
Koren, Edward
Search ID:
CC122878
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artisan, artisanal, aritsanal pottery, artisan pottery, arts and crafts, potter, potters, pottery, vintage pottery, potting, artisan vintage, artisanal vintage, ceramics, ceramic, pottery barn, giant pots, giant pot, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, consumerism, hipster, hipsters, stoneware, porcelain, pretentious, pretension, authentic

"Whenever you're ready."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
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CC44888
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dog, dogs, puppy, puppies, pet dog, pet dogs, dog lover, dog lovers, pet, artist, artists, painter, painters, pets, dog owner, dog owners, mans best friend, man's best friend, impatient, impatience, dog scratching ear, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, arrogant, arrogance

"Which celebrities do this type of yoga?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
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CC46331
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2792x2464 pixels (unwatermarked)
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yoga, health fad, health fads, yoga class, yoga classes, health trend, health trends, following trends, influencer, influencers, following celebrities, easily influenced, shallow, shallowness, yoga studio, yoga studios, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes

Pier Pressure

Artist:
O'Brien, John
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CC25406
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peer pressure, pier, piers, jetty, jetties, moor, moored, mooring, dock, docking, barge, barges, boat, boats, wealth, wealthy, privilege, privileged, wealth gap, wealth divide, ostentatious, ostentation, pretension, pretentious, aspire, aspiring, peer pressures, pressure, pressures, social pressure, social pressures, class, class divide, self image, self presentation, self-image, self-presentation, making an impression, rich people, wealthy people, parking meter, parking meters

"This whole forest is getting unbearably gentrified."

Artist:
Stevenson, James
Search ID:
CC34883
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hansel and gretel, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, german fairy stories, brothers grimm, the brother grimm, trail of breadcrumbs, breadcrumbs trail, gentrification, gentrify, gentrifying, modern life, modernisation, moderising, hipster, hipsters, millennial, millennials, crouton, croutons, middle class, middle classes, middle-class, middle-classes, pretentious, pretension, pretentiousness, crow, crows

"You're an attorney. Don't stand so upright."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
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CX303620
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monkey, monkeys, gorilla, gorillas, apes, lawyer, lawyers, attorney, attorneys, corporate law, corporate lawyer, corporate lawyers, corrupt, corruption, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, upright, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, bury evidence, burying evidence

"We were two ships that passed in the night for a couple of nights in a row."

Artist:
Haefeli, William
Search ID:
CC68962
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2000x1872 pixels (unwatermarked)
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one night stands, one night stand, short relationship, short relationships, pretentiousness, pretentious, pretension, metaphor, metaphors, bad metaphors, bad metaphor, romanticising, romance, romantic, romantics, office romance, office romances, sleeping around, affair, affairs, fling, flings, short-term relationship, short-term relationships

"As far as I'm concerned, it just takes my kind."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC42137
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2780x2094 pixels (unwatermarked)
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business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, conceit, conceited, arrogant, arrogance, pretentious, pretension, takes all kinds, business jargon, business talk, business speak, disagree, disagreeing, disagreement, jargon, insulted, offended, take offence, taking offence, comeback, comebacks, come back, come backs, snapback, snapbacks, snap back, snap backs

"Oh, look- French! Let's try it."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC70124
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1800x1396 pixels (unwatermarked)
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france, french, french restaurant, french restaurants, french cuisine, snail, snails, eating snails, mistake, mistakes, big mistakes, fatal mistake, fancy restaurant, fancy restaurants, escargot, escargots, foreign language, foreign languages, ignorance, ignorant, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, foreign food, foreign foods, foreign cuisine

"I miss cubicles."

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
CX300098
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2400x2760 pixels (unwatermarked)
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offices, office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, cubicle, cubicles, office cubicle, office cubicles, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, architecture, modern architecture, modern office, modern offices, open plan offices, open-plan offices, millennial, millennials, modern workspace, modern workspaces, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, open, openness, glass wall, glass walls