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"What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry?"

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"It's National Poetry Month, Marion, and by God we're gonna read some poetry."

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"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

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"I just don't think a giant flaming blob of alien ectoplasm would say that."

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"I'm certain I speak for the entire legal profession when I say that the fee is reasonable and just."

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The Specials

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"Your meal will be out shortly. The salmon was a little wilder than we anticipated."

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Reaching the Summit

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"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

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"You're carrying a lot of pretension in your back."

Artist: Cullum, Leo   Search ID: CC119022   High Res: 0x0 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags: pretension, pretensions, pretentious, pretentiousness, massage, massages, masseuse, masseuses, massage therapist, massage therapists, massaging, massage therapy, stress, stressed out, stressful, stressed, elitist, elitists, elitism, snob, snobs, snobbery, snobbish, snobbishness

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The Ancient Tea Ceremony of Astoria

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"Excellent, but not fit for a king."

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"I've always had this vague curiosity about me."

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"We do all our own parenting."

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Two More Poems from Ted Hughes

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Young Professional Recipe Test

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"Once, we were all bugs. Now suddenly she's an insect."

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Now at the Farmers' Market

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"When I left Princeton, I spent a summer briefcasing in Europe."

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"I could tell you were French by your scarf!"

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Boho Bribes

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"God, I hate theme dinners."

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"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"

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"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

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"In New York, we wouldn't call this quick."

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