Preys Cartoons

"You've marked me as this night's prey, haven't you, Miss?"

"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"

"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"

"I'll just eat at the bar."

"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"

"I guess this is me."

"I have a spiritual side, but mostly I'm an eating machine."

"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."

"You were hungry? Case dismissed."

"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."

"The system sucks."

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

A Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.

"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"

"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."

"I'm taking you to the Four Seasons. You'll enjoy the fear."

"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."

"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."

"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."

"Just because your father ate your brother doesn't mean he doesn't love you."

The Bermuda Triangle of Cats

"You may feel a little pressure."

"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."

The Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.

Surfer and the Whale