"There. Now it's all on paper. Feel better?"
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wolf, wolves, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, contract, contracts, negotiation, negotiations, lawyer, lawyers, law firm, law firms, attorney, attorneys, business deal, business deals, legal contract, legal contracts, binding, contract, binding contracts, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers"A handshake is as good as a thirty-page contract, eh, Mr. Harrison?"
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crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, croc, crocs, gator, gators, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, contract, contracts, handshake, handshakes, gentlemen, gentleman, gentleman's agreement, gentleman's agreements, businessmen, businessman, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers, intimidation, business deal, business deals"I'll just eat at the bar."
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lion, lions, rabbit, rabbits, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, bunny, bunnies, nerves, nervous, bar food, bar foods, barmen, barman, landlord, landlords, meat eater, meat eaters, meat-eater, meat-eaters"What the hell was I supposed to do? I've been declawed!"
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smoking gun, smoking guns, gun, guns, cat, cats, feline, felines, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, bird, birds, declaw, declawed, declawing, declaws, claw, claws, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers"I guess this is me."
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shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, businessmen, businessman, corporate culture, office block, office blocks, ocean, sea, underwater, corporate environment, lift, lifts, elevator, elevators, elevator shaft, lift shaft, lift shafts, elevator shafts, fish, fishes"Oh, dear, I'm afraid you've backed me into a corner."
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negotiation, negotiations, negotiating, business deal, business deals, business negotiations, cut-throat, cut throat, crocodile, crocodiles, alligator, alligators, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, backed into a corner, croc, crocs, gator, gators, hostile takeover, hostile takeovers"Parks and Wildlife called - I thought you should know."
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missed call, missed calls, grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, bear, bears, predator, predators, prey, preys, park, parks, national park, national parks, park service, park services, wildlife, husband, husbands, wife, wives"The system sucks."
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rebel, rebels, rebellion, rebellions, rebellious, cat, cats, feline, felines, mouse, mice, rodent, rodents, mouser, mousers, ratter, ratters, fighting the system, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, rat, rats, food-chain, food-chains, pest, pests, pest control, pest controlsA Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
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arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predatorsA Bird of Prey prevents Cupid firing his arrow.
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arrow, arrows, romance, romances, romantic, romantics, date, dates, eros, cupid, cupids, park bench, park benches, love life, love-life, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, bird of prey, eagle, eagles, birds of prey, valentine, valentines, valentine's day, valentines day, prey, preys, predator, predators"I give up. What's black and white and red all over?"
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animal, animals, zebra, zebras, lion, lions, mane, manes, jungle, jungles, savannah, savannahs, africa, african, safari, safaris, prey, preys, predator, predator, king of the jungle, familiar, familiar joke, famous joke, famous jokes, irony, ironic, dramatic irony, anthro, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphize"To be perfectly hones, I've never ripped into anything that wasn't begging to be ripped into."
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shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chains, food chains, food-chain, marine life, sea life, sea-life, wildlife, fish, fishes, shark attack, shark attacks, natural prey"I start every diet with the best intentions, but it goes to hell as soon as I sense blood in the water."
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diet, diets, dieter, dieters, weight loss, weight-loss, losing weight, weight problem, instinct, instincts, instinctive, primal instinct, primal instincts, blood, shark, sharks, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, diet plan, diet plans, good intention, good intentions, best intention, best intentions"Once upon a time there were three little pigs who had this real sweetheart of a rent-controlled deal."
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rent control, rent controls, rent controlled, rent, rents, renting, lease, leases, leasing, home, homes, tenant, tenants, tenancy, rights, buyer's rights, consumer rights, consumer's rights, consumers' rights advocate, consumer rights advocates, consumer protection, consumer protections, condo, condos, condominium, condominiums, convert, converts, conversion, conversions, prey, preys, preying, landlord, landlords, fable, fables, building owner, building owners, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, big bad wolf, three little pigs, real estate, real estate deal, real estate deals"You usually don't see them so close to people who urinate in the water."
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sea, sea swimming, sea swimmer, sea swimmers, ocean swimming, open water, swimmer, swimmers, swim, swims, swimming, urine, urinating, shark, sharks, shark attack, shark attacks, predator, predators, prey, preys, beach, beaches, seaside, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidaysThe Bermuda Triangle of Cats
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bermuda triangle, peril, perils, cat, cats, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, food-chain, food-chains, mouse, mice, rat, rats, rodent, rodents, feline, felines"You may feel a little pressure."
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pressure, pressures, bug, bugs, entomologist, entomologists, entomology, wildlife, spider, spiders, spider's web, spider's webs, spiders web, spiders webs, fly, flies, predator, predators, prey, preys, insect, insects, food chain, food chains"You must get this all the time, but - help, help, a bear."
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grizzly, grizzlies, grizzly bear, grizzly bears, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food-chain, sense of humour, sense of humor, prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, old joke, old jokes, butt of the joke, cocktail party, cocktail parties, bear attack, bear attacks, wild animalsThe Great Zerferelli's Chair worked better in controlled conditions.
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lion tamer, lion tamers, lion-tamer, lion-tamers, lion trainer, lion trainers, lion, lions, predator, predators, prey, preys, circus, circus act, circus acts, circus performer, circus performers, wild lion, wild lions, animal actor, animal actors, show business, controlled conditions, entertainer, entertainers, safari, safarisSurfer and the Whale
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jonah, ultrasound, ultrasounds, surfer, surfers, surfing, surf, surfs, predator, predators, prey, preys, food chain, food chains, whale, whales, xray, xrays, x-ray, x-rays, x ray, x rays, marine life, marine animal, marine animals, doctor, vet, vets, veterinarian, veterinarians, veterinary surgeon, veterinary surgeons, doctors, physician, physicians, md, mds