Priest Cartoons

"Are we there yet?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC39755
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3000x2170 pixels (unwatermarked)
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journey, journeys, buddhist, buddhism, monk, monks, nirvana, impatient, impatience, zen, stoic, stoicism, road trip, road trips, enlightenment, attaining enlightenment, achieving enlightenment, are we there yet, question, questions, questioning, philosophy, philosopher, philosophers, teacher, teachers, priest, priests

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC32175
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2257x2407 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dead, death, funeral, funerals, grave, graves, tomb, tombs, graveyard, graveyards, cemetery, cemeteries, burial, burials, priest, priests, businessmen, businessman, desk, desks, business executive, business executive, executive, executives, workaholic, workaholics, work to death, overwork, work, career, careers, job, jobs, manager, managers, management, pallbearer, pallbearers

"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

Artist:
Warp, Kim
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CC132646
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2775x2463 pixels (unwatermarked)
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confession, confessions, confessing, priest, priests, pope, popes, scandal, scandals, pedophile, pedophiles, pedophilia, paedophile, paedophiles, paedophilia, catholic church, catholic, catholics, interest, interesting, story, stories, sordid, tale, tales

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

Artist:
Downes, Nick
Search ID:
CC43836
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3955x3930 pixels (unwatermarked)
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forgot, forgotten, memory, memories, remember, remembered, dying, dies, died, shock, worry, worried, bolt, priest, priests, family, families, old age, forgetful, forget, be remembered for, be remembered, legacy, legacies, important, honoured, honor, honour, honored, bedridden

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC121062
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2000x2545 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christian, christians, religion, religions, sin, sinful, sins, repent, he knows, las vegas, city of sin, sin city, sinner, church, churches, service, minister, ministers, priest, priests, confess, confessions, secret, secrets, bible, bibles, vegas, repent, reverend, reverends, scare, scary, scares

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC38177
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2012x2246 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, marry, marries, marrying, wedding, wedding ceremony, wedding ceremonies, bible, bible reading, bible readings, biblical, bible story, bible stories, parable, parables, wrong book, wrong books, book, books, mistake, mistakes, mistaken, accident, accidents, accidental, embarrass, embarrasses, embarrassing, faux pas

"How's my praying?"

Artist:
Sipress, David
Search ID:
CC120286
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3000x3373 pixels (unwatermarked)
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praying, church, priest, vicar, vestments, sunday service, service, mass, prayer, prayers, questioning, odd, unexpected, religion, churches, awkward, inappropriate, misunderstanding

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

Artist:
Kaplan, Bruce
Search ID:
CC124923
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3638x2828 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage vow, marriage vows, wedding, weddings, wedding vow, wedding vows, exhausted, tired, tired out, parent, parents, parenting, realistic, priest, priests, marrying, married life, tuckered out, share a life, sharing a life

"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

Artist:
Ziegler, Jack
Search ID:
CC32890
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2176x1585 pixels (unwatermarked)
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tonsil hockey, priest, priests, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, vicar, vicars, modern, modern times, pastor, pastors, wedding, weddings, marriage ceremony, marriage ceremonies, bride, brides, groom, grooms, casual, casualness, punk, punks, punk rock, informal, informality, make out, makes out, making out

"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC119380
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3000x2778 pixels (unwatermarked)
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religion, unemployment, business, management, unemployed, mysterious ways, god, creator, creators, divine creator, divine creators, skeptic, skeptics, skepticism, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, scepticism, priest, priests, minister, ministers, vicar, vicars, atheist, atheists, atheism, agnostic, agnosticism, agnostics, mankoff

"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC122051
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3500x2717 pixels (unwatermarked)
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church, churches, evangelist, evangelists, evangelical, evangelicals, big oil, oil company, oil companies, spokesman, spokesmen, spokesperson, spokespeople, praise, praises, praising, shill, shills, shilling, corporation, corporations, megacorporation, megacorporations, mega-corporation, mega-corporations, run interference, runs interference, running interference, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, pastor, pastors

"Henry is a night person."

Artist:
Booth, George
Search ID:
CC32022
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2279x2600 pixels (unwatermarked)
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night person, night people, night owl, night owls, church, churches, faux pas, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, nap, naps, napping, pew, pews, fall asleep, exhausted, exhaustion, up late, staying up late, snooze, snoozes, snoozing, pass out, passing out, priest, priests, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends

"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
Search ID:
CC24177
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1620x1267 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baby, babies, infant, infants, child, children, new babies, new baby, new infant, newborn, newborns, family, parent, parents, parenting, new parent, new parents, new father, new mother, mother, mothers, father, fathers, motherhood, fatherhood, mom, moms, dad, dads, name, names, naming, baby names, christen, christening, christenings, baptism, baptisms, baptise, baptize, religion, ceremony, ceremonies, ritual, rituals, rite of passage, rites of passage, priest, priests, church, churches, last minute, last minute change, last minute changes, just a moment, feminism, maiden name, maiden names

"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
CC136895
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2993x2730 pixels (unwatermarked)
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confess, confession, confessional, confession box, box, church, churches, religion, religions, catholic, catholicism, priest, priests, clergy, clergyman, pastor, pastors, listen, listens, listening skills, crime, crimes, criminal, court, courts, court room, courtroom, law, lawyer, court of law, lawyers, attorney, defense attorney, prosecute, prosecutor, prosecution, children, child, kid, kids, lessons, life lessons

"I know he's in here somewhere!"

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC42954
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1569x1721 pixels (unwatermarked)
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baptism, baptize, baptise, baptising, baptizing, christening, christening, drown, drowns, drowning, drop, dropped, awkward, baby, babies, child, children, infant, infants, drop, dropped, church, churches, christian, christians, font, fonts, failed, failing, baptismal font, baptismal, christened, religions, religion, christianity, priest, priest, vicar, vicars, reverend, reverends, lost, losing, loses

"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC141223
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3088x2911 pixels (unwatermarked)
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religion, saint, saints, canonization, canonisation, monk, monks, priest, priests, friar, friars, church, churches, abbey, goal, goals, life goal, life goals, jealous, jealousy, if i wanted to, effort, too much effort, can't be bothered

"Freshly ground pepper?"

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC138384
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2973x3086 pixels (unwatermarked)
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wafer, wafers, the host, host, hosts, communion wafer, communion wafers, sacramental bread, altar bread, body of christ, bread, pepper, black pepper, ground pepper, freshly ground pepper, fresh pepper, altar boy, priest, pastor, preacher, clergy person, minister, religion, church helper, altar attendant, altar server, altar girl, church, churches, mass, masses, service, sunday, sunday service, sunday mass, christian, christianity, eucharist, communion, holy communion, modern life

"To hell with you, too."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41538
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2071x2421 pixels (unwatermarked)
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to hell with you, peace be with you, priest, priests, mass, masses, catholic, catholics, catholic church, catholic mass, catholic masses, church service, church services, mishear, mishears, mishearing, misheard, faux pas, automatic response, automatic responses, inappropriate response, inappropriate responses, profanity, profane, blasphemy, blasphemer, blasphemers

". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC137715
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2973x3179 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, marries, married, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, reverend, reverends, cheat, cheating, adultery, speak now or forever hold your peace, speak now, confess, confession, weds, wedding, weddings, fiance, fiancees, adulterer, adulterers, church, churches, peace, objection, objections, mistake, mistakes, cheater, infidelity

"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

Artist:
Miller, Warren
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CC66138
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4528x3137 pixels (unwatermarked)
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blessing, blessed, blessings, annual blessing, blessing of the bikes, the blessing of the bikes, annual, tradition, traditions, traditional, parody, parodies, lawnmower, lawnmowers, lawn mower, lawn mowers, lawn, lawns, parade, parades, priest, priests, custom, customs, motorbikes, bike, bicycle, bicycles

Marriage Returns

Artist:
Walsh, Liam
Search ID:
CC141233
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3088x3202 pixels (unwatermarked)
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marriage, marriages, marriage ceremony, divorce, divorces, divorced, married, church, churches, christian, christian ceremony, sacrament of marriage, christianity, priest, priests, vicar, vicars, pastor, pastors, returns, returns office, divorce proceedings, break up, broken up, fallen out, separation, separated, high hopes, high expectation, promise, promises, broken promise, broken promises, looking into the future, trepidation, second thoughts

"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC43585
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1392x1460 pixels (unwatermarked)
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demon, demons, clergy, clergyman, priest, priests, priestly, vicar, vicars, agree to disagree, agreed to disagree, disagree, argue, argument, argues, religion, religions, devil, devils, discuss, discussion, discusses, discussed

"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC24142
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1314x1286 pixels (unwatermarked)
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relationship, relationships, marriage, married life, wedding, weddings, getting married, bride, brides, groom, grooms, couple, couples, newlywed, newlyweds, priest, priest, vow, vows, wedding vows, wedding vow, promise, promises, tax, taxes, united states, america, government, governments, filing taxes, together, living together, married couple, married couples, money, marriage rite, marriages rites, economy, economics, higher taxes, more taxes

"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

Artist:
Dator, Joe
Search ID:
CC128203
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2913x2609 pixels (unwatermarked)
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funeral, funerals, service, memorial, memorials, casket, caskets, coffin, coffins, death, dead, pastor, pastors, priest, priests, reverend, reverends, clergyman, clergymen, minister, ministers, sermon, sermons, preach, preaching, pulpit, pulpits, church, churches, modern life, phone, phones, telephones, telephone, smartphone, smartphones, mobile phone, mobile phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, check, moment of silence, business, take out, observe, irreligious, disrespectful

"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC23994
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1890x1293 pixels (unwatermarked)
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religion, religious, sermon, sermons, reading, preach, preaching, preacher, preachers, minister, ministers, reverend, reverends, priest, priests, clergyman, clergymen, bible, genesis, old testament, creation, creation story, on the seventh day, lord, god, modern life, problem, problems, created, church, churches