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"Are we there yet?"

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A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

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"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

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"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

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"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

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"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

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"How's my praying?"

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"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

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"Congratulations, dude, and you may now play tonsil hockey with the bride."

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"Oh, I know He works in mysterious ways, but if I worked that mysteriously I'd get fired."

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"It's not just the church that needs evangelists. So does big oil."

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"Henry is a night person."

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"Just a moment, please. I would like my mother's maiden name included."

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"If you had listened to me when you were twelve, you wouldn't be in this mess."

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"I know he's in here somewhere!"

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"I could be a saint if I really wanted to."

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"Freshly ground pepper?"

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"To hell with you, too."

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". . . and if anyone here knows any reason why these two should not be wed, any reason at all, like, say, something that might have happened after a long heart-to-heart and a few too many drinks, for instance, last week maybe, something you felt bad enough to bring to Confession, which you definitely should have, because it's pretty serious- anyway, speak now..."

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"It's one of our local customs—the annual blessing of the lawnmowers."

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Marriage Returns

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"So, once again, we have agreed to disagree."

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"And do you promise to love, honor, and cherish each other, and to pay the United States government more in taxes as a married couple than you would have paid if you had just continued living together?"

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"We will now observe a moment of silently checking our BlackBerrys."

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"Having completed the formation of the earth, on the seventh day the Lord rested. Then, on the eighth day, the Lord said, 'Let there be problems.' And there were problems."

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