Priest Cartoons

"Are we there yet?"

"Please select hymn number 637 on your i-pods."

"You may now begin your insane experiment."

"Three 'a's, of course, in Barbara?"

"'Kchow! Kchow! The roscoe spoke twice, and Mike dodged behind a-' Hang on, wrong book."

"Do you think of yourself as a spiritual person?"

"We'd like you to leave out the poorer, sickness, and death parts - they're a little dark."

"First, I'll read the minutes from your last weddings."

"We'll be single again in Heaven, right?"

"And the Lord spoke to the children of Israel and said, 'Thou must forswear these practices which are a blasphemy and an abomination in my sight, you know what I'm saying?'"

"He's very angry. He wanted the tuna and egg."

A dead business executive is lowered into the grave with his desk

"Today, I'll be cherry-picking from Deuteronomy."

"Of course, my confessions probably aren't nearly as interesting as yours."

"I've forgotten what I want to be remembered for."

"He knows what you did in Las Vegas."

Today's semon by the Rev. Robert Smith (Never on TV)

"Isn't he wonderful? You get the feeling he's looking and talking directly to you."

"How's my praying?"

"Do you, Eleanor, agree to be exhausted as one."

"I see the radiator's Baroque again."

"How many bad habits do you have to have to equal once vice?"

"Excuse me—does this joke need a lawyer?"

"I'm afraid this is auf Wiedersehen, Padre. Estelle and I are setting up our own little religion."

"I know he's in here somewhere!"