"Wait a minute. We're lemurs! Lemurs!"
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"It's tricky—if we try to show a human side we may alienate his base."
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"It's a terrific look, but it doesn't say Great Ape."
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"Actually, 'Monkey see, monkey do' has served me quite well in this market."
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"Please - sit anywhere."
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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Man ascends from subway station exit, followed by a caveman, an ape, and earlier creatures in homage to evolutionary theory.
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"Sayyy - you've had some work done!"
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"And now, speaking against the theory of evolution..."
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"Did you switch conditioners?"
"Just as we suspected--they're beginning to form a boy band."
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"Jane Goodall said you were lots of fun."
"Any other special qualifications besides opposable thumbs?"
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"Conversation - what a concept!"
"I say bring them into the process while we still can."
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"If only we had a system of currency other than throwing feces."
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The Dawn of Reason.
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"We should play with this for a while before the women become cautious and sensible."
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"We rescued an ape."
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