Primitive Man Cartoons

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Bedtime Of The Gods

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"I'm going to get food. Why don't you work on clothing and shelter."

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"In our lifetimes, Thora, many, bad things may happen to us, but we'll never be stuck in an elevator."

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Caveman transporting boulder.

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Cavemen communicating via smoke signals

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"I really don't care who you were with before. This is pre-history."

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"You seem depressed."

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"You're still the King of the Apes as far as I'm concerned."

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"I thought bigger rocks would make us happier, but I guess I was wrong."

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"This cave is actually a tunnel to the twenty-first century."

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"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

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"A pretty rock is always nice at Valentine's Day."

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"Tracking a wildebeest and crushing its skull has made me want to get up early and invent agriculture."

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"…just when I was hoping to simplify our lives."

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"You remind me of myself - you know - a while ago."

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Identical bearded cavemen.

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"It followed me home. Can I domesticate it?"

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"It's the dawn of history, and there are no cliches as yet. I'll drink to that!"

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Rocks, Computers 'N' Things

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"Honey, I'm homo erectus."

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"I take it this means the barbeque is ready."

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"I realize your daddy is a knuckle dragger but I want you to stand up straight."

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"And make it look as if he's been run over by a glacier."

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"Should we pick up something for the folks who don't eat red meat?"

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