Prince Cartoons

"Now you're getting the hang of it!"

"You're why I have the moat, Mother."

"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."

"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."

"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."

"How are the Royals doing?"

"Do you know a good taxidermist?"

"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"

"Like that?"

"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."

"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."

"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"

"I—I miss my frog wife."

"Have a safe trip!"

"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."

Rapunzel Plot Twist

"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."

"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."

"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."

"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."

"Fear not, my princess – the summer will come again, and, with it, the children gladly return to build us new castles in the sand!"

"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."

"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."

"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."