"Now you're getting the hang of it!"
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king, kings, royalty, royalties, royals, royal, royal family, monarch, monarchy, monarchs, ruler, rulers, power, powerful, patriarchy, patriarchies, paternal, father, fathers, prince, princes, ruler, rulers, oppression, oppressed, oppressor, oppressors, train, training, protege, proteges, corrupt, corruption, corrupt leaders, corrupt leader, corrupt leadership, feudalism, feudalist, nobility, noble, nobles, serf, serfs, peasants, peasant, serfdom, peasantry, fear, fearful, afraid, subjugate, subjugation, oppressiveness, tyranny, tyrannical, tyrant, tyrants, class divide, class divides, upperclass, upper-classes, upper-class, upstairs downstairs, servant, servantsBeauty and the Beast
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fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, regret, regrets, mistake, mistakes, monster, monsters, beast, beasts, transformation, transformations, mythical creature, mythical creatures, la belle et la bête, date, dates, prince, princes, handsome prince, the handsome prince, bad relationship, bad relationships, couple, couples"You're why I have the moat, Mother."
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royalty, royal, royals, moat, moats, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, safety, nag, nags, nagging, concern, concerned, concerns, clingy, overbearing, parent, parents, king, kings, prince, princes, worry, worries, worrying, worrier, worriers, anxious, anxiety, anxieties, keep out, keeping out, stay away, staying away"And, because a princess can't be forced to testify against her prince, they lived happily ever after."
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testimony, testimonies, witness, witnesses, prince, princes, princess, princesses, fable, fables, fairy tale, fairy tales, happily ever after, modern relationship, modern relationships, modern times, update, updates, updated, bedtime, bedtime story, bedtime stories, happy, happiness, key to happiness"She wears glass slippers? This kind of aggravation I don't need."
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glass slipper, glass slippers, cinderella, the little glass slipper, folktale, folk tale, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, prince, princes, royal, royals, relationship, relationships, realistic, aggravating, aggravates, aggravated, royalty, story, stories, lit, glass shoe, glass shoes, true love, love"The women on these dating sites don't seem to believe I'm a prince."
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prince, princes, online dating, dating, online, internet, internet dating, scam, scams, scammer, catfish, catfishing, catfisher, catfishers, cat-fishing, cat-fish, cat-fisher, cat-fishing, fake, false, profile, profiles, date, women, woman, butler, butlers, dating site, dating sites, dating app, dating apps, relationship, relationships, looking for a partner, modern life, match, matches, too-good-to-be-true, too good to be true, unrealistic"How are the Royals doing?"
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royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchy, king, kings, queen, queens, prince, princes, princess, princesses, baseball, baseball team, baseball teams, professional sport, professional sports, professional athlete, professional athletes, news, newspaper, newspapers, sport, sports, media, word play, play on words"Do you know a good taxidermist?"
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dragon, dragons, taxidermy, taxidermist, taxidermists, stuff, stuffed, stuffing, princess, princesses, knight, knights, slay, slays, slew, slayed, mounting, mounted, rescue, rescues, rescuing, rescues, cave, caves, trophy, trophies, prince, princes, fantasy, fairytale, fairy tale, fairytales, fairy tales"When I ask questions, I expect answers!"
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history, historical, medieval, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royalty, demanding, question, questions, questioning, answer, answers, nagging, angry, knight, knights, soldier, soldiers, armor, armour, suit of armor, suit of armour, weapon, weapons, spear, spears, lance, lances, damsel in distress, rescuing, saving, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, woman, women, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, conflict, conflicts"Like that?"
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dragon, dragons, medieval, knight, knights, princess, princesses, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, lady, ladies, sword, swords, slay, slay the dragon, slaying the dragon, slaying dragons, castle, castles, rescue, rescuing, damsel in distress, women's empowerment, liberation, female empowerment, strong women, strong woman, empowered women, empowered woman, women's liberation, female liberation, gender equality, don't need a man, prince, princes, relationship, relationships, taking control of your own destiny, like that, learning, learn, teach, teaching, fairytale, fairytales, modern life, modern fairytale, modern fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, modern fairy tale, modern fairy tales, role reversal"He's in the counting house. That's Extension 5198."
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phone, phones, telephone, telephones, call, calls, phone call, phone calls, technology, technologies, royal, royals, royalty, queen, queens, king, kings, prince, princes, princess, princesses, monarch, monarchy, call forwarding, take a message, leave a message, voicemail, voicemail box, extension, extensions"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
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croak, croaks, croaking, frog, frogs, toad, toads, boys night, boys' night, boy's night, boys night out, mate, mates, guy, guys, prince, princes, frog prince, princess, princesses, wife, wives, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, night on the town, married life, happily ever after, drinking buddies, drinking buddy"I exiled the lot of them. How are your kids?"
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king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, history, historical, medieval, kid, kids, child, children, prince, princes, princess, princesses, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, exile, exiled, punishments, family issues, family problems"I—I miss my frog wife."
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frog prince, iron henry, brother's grimm, brothers grimm, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, storybook, storybooks, story, stories, book, books, prince, princes, princess, princess, king, kings, queen, queens, frog, frogs, animal, animals, well, wells, wife, wives, miss, affair, affairs, cheater, cheaters, cheating, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, bigamy, bigamists, bigamist"Have a safe trip!"
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history, historical, medieval, castle, castles, princess, princesses, queen, queens, royal, royalty, damsel, damsels, king, kings, prince, princes, knight, knights, armour, armor, suit of armor, suit of armour, knight in shining armor, knight in shining armour, weapon, weapons, soldier, soldiers, marching, war, wars, battle, battles, fighting, army, armies, dangerous, danger, risk, risky, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, seeing off, saying goodbye, goodbye, goodbyes, casual, farewell, farewells, safe, safety"Hey! It's just Vlad being Vlad."
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vlad dracul, vlad dracula, dracula, vlad the impaler, prince, king, the devil, romanian, viking, vikings, barbarian, barbarians, history, historic, historians, historian, bad guy, mean, cruel, leader, leaders, bad leader, evil, wallachia, romania, ruler, rulersRapunzel Plot Twist
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plot twist, plot twists, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, german fairy tale, german fairy tales, german fairytale, german fairytales, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, castle, castles, tower, towers, plot twist, plot twists, other woman, the other woman, change of plans"No, I wasn't abused, but I cut off my father's head anyway."
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king, kings, dad, dads, father, fathers, abuse, abuser, abusers, abusive, parent, parents, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, monarchies, throne, thrones, usurp, usurps, usurping, overthrow, overthrows, overthrowing, prince, princes, son, sons, revenge, vengeance, murder, murders, kill, kills, killing, killer, killers, regicide"Sure, sure, we have to do everything your way."
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, book, books, children's story, children's stories, literature, story, stories, brothers grimm, rapunzel, hair, long hair, prince, princes, tower, towers, damsel in distress, grappling hook, rope, ropes, climb, climbing, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, couple, couples, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, disagreement, disagreements, compromise, compromises, negotiating, negotiation, negotiations, bargain, bargains, bargaining, communication, you way, my way, woman, women, stereotype, sterotypes"They're fixing the elevator on Monday."
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story, stories, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairytale, fairytales, grimm brothers', brothers grimm, book, books, children's and household tales, princess, princesses, prince, princes, king, kings, queen, queens, royal, royals, royalty, monarch, monarchy, rapunzel, castle, castles"I'm having second thoughts about those damn school uniforms."
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education, school, schools, schooling, teaching, teacher, teachers, student, students, uniform, uniforms, royal, royalty, prince, princes, princess, princesses, king, kings, queen, queens, fancy, overkill, elite, elitism, private school, private schools, public school, public schools, second thought, second thoughts, class, social status, kid, kids, child, children, son, sons, daughter, daughters, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, rich, wealth, wealthy"Fear not, my princess – the summer will come again, and, with it, the children gladly return to build us new castles in the sand!"
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beach, beaches, beach holiday, beach holidays, summer, summers, winter, winters, seasons, cycles, holiday town, holiday towns, prince, princes, princess, princesses, royalty, fairytale, fairytales, fairytale princess, castle, castles, sand castle, sand castles, castles in the sand, transience, temporariness, impermanence, ephemerality, optimism, optimist"I'd be glad to, but he's just been placed on the endangered species list."
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animal, animals, dragon, dragons, myth, myths, legend, legends, knight, knights, prince, princes, prince charming, princess, princesses, damsel, damsels, damsel in distress, rescuing, saving, fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, environmental issues, endangered animal, endangered animals, endangered species, endangered"It's a small country with an acute shortage of babes."
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bar, bars, pub, pubs, relationship, relationships, dating, date, dates, pick-up line, pickup line, pickup lines, pick up line, pick up lines, king, kings, sovereign, sovereigns, ruler, rulers, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, royal, royalty, prince, princes, prince charming, prince charming, babe, babes, shortage, shortages, looking for love"No, it's just that the royal inbreeding makes me look like a frog."
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fairytale, fairytales, fairy tale, fairy tales, children's story, children's stories, story, stories, literature, children's literature character, characters, fictional character, fictional characters, the frog prince, brothers grimm, princess, princesses, prince, princes, royal, royals, royalty, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, frog, frogs, amphibian, amphibians, inbreeding, breeding, lineage, parentage, relative, relatives, related, family, families, family tree, family issues, family problems, ancestor, ancestors, ancestry, science, biology, genetics, genes, history, historical, looks, appearance, personal appearance, facial features, family resemblance