Principal Cartoons

Principal Cartoons

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Principal cartoon

"I hope you're not going to let this I.P.O. affect your grades."

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"I'm not saying he's perfect. I'm just saying deal with it."

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Principal cartoon 3 of 67

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"No matter how far you go with this firm, Paulson, don't lose your rudder."

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"He had a gun at school, …. Even if it was carved out of a brownie."

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"I think we really need to review our tracking policy, Mr. Corello!"

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"Back in my day, kids had a little respect for the law of gravity."

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"Thank you for coming. The talks were forthright and useful, and provided an excellent climate in which to resolve our remaining differences."

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"So, Mrs. Miller, would you tell me briefly your methods for teaching reading, your overall philosophy of education, your views on testing, your ideas on discipline, your opinions about homework, the ways you could excite kids about science, and how you would upgrade math skills in our school should you be hired?"

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Principal cartoon 9 of 67

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"Rosalie—your poor performance this year has reduced your parents' investment in you by almost seventy per cent."

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Principal cartoon 10 of 67

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"Mrs. Martin is here. She's the new substitute teacher."

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Principal cartoon 11 of 67

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"It's one thing for the National Commission to comment on the quality of teaching in our schools. It's another thing entirely for you to stand up and call Mr. Costello a yo-yo."

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Principal cartoon 12 of 67

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'Let's play school. I'll be the principal and you be the teacher, or you be the principal and I'll be the superintendent.'

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'I know we don't have a formal dress code, but I think you're pushing the envelope, John.'

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'If you want to communicate with a disruptive student, learn to hear what isn't being said.'

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'Yes, I received the review copy of 'Running a School is a Snap' that you sent. I found it to be a very useful book.'

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'Teaching reading, writing, and arithmetic sounds like a good idea. Let me run it by an educational focus group.'

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'I understand that he was a teacher of English before he got this position.'

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'Shall we talk about your unacceptable behavior or shall we go directly to the penalty phase?'

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'I can eat a full lunch in five minutes and it takes you half an hour. That's why I'm the master teacher.'

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'She's a new school principal with 'old school' principles.'

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Principal cartoon 21 of 67

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"I wouldn't say your son is a bad child. He's gifted at disruptive behavior."

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Principal cartoon 22 of 67

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'This is a novel way to teach math but I'm afraid we can't try it. It's never been done before.'

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Principal cartoon 23 of 67

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'due to all the trouble you imaginary friend got you into last year, we transferred him yo another class, this year.'

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Principal cartoon 24 of 67

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'The principal is busy right now, so I have to put you on hold. Would you like to hear our mission statement sung by the school chorus?'

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Principal cartoon 25 of 67

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'Ms. Green, I'm reviewing our school's latest standardized test scores. Please send in a grief counselor.'

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