"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"Yes, the planet got destroyed. But for a beautiful moment in time we created a lot of value for shareholders."
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shareholder, shareholders, stock, stockmarket, stockmarkets, stock market, stock markets, stockbroker, stockbrokers, priority, priorities, profit, profits, profit motive, profit motives, armageddon, apocalypse, post-apocalyptic, post-apocalypse, environmental destruction, catastrophe, catastrophes, extinction, human extinction, extinctions, value, bottom line, bottom lines, capitalist, capitalists, capitalism, late capitalism, nuclear fallout, fallout, environmentalism, environmentalist, environmentalists, pollution, polluter, polluters, campfire, campfires, camp fire, camp fires, camp fire story, camp fire stories, scary story, scary stories, environment, corporation, corporations, corporate greed"I won't attend a benefit unless I know it's for a worthwhile photo spread."
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photo spread, photo spreads, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, benefit gala, benefit galas, publicity, famous person, famous people, selfish, selfishness, self interest, self-interest, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, charity, charities, charity gala, charity galas, magazine, magazines"Luckily, none of the people inside appear to be celebrities."
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modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, ethics, unethical, journalist, journalists, journalism, media, the media, mass media, priorities, prioritise, prioritizing, prioritze, prioritising, bad priorities, wrong priorities, celebrity, celebrities, famous people, famous person, tv, television, tvs, television, fire, fires, firefighter, firefighters, fire men, fire man, news, the news"I think we should look for funnier car insurance."
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car insurance, car insurance company, car insurance companies, insurance advert, insurance adverts, insurance ad, insurance ads, insurance advertisement, insurance advertisements, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities, comparison site, comparison sites, switching provider, switching insurance company, brand, brands, branding, marketing, car, cars, auto, autos, automobile, automobiles"This patient has a rare form of medical insurance."
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health insurance, insurance, insurances, health plan, health plans, healthcare plan, healthcare plans, health-care, healthcare coverage, health-care cover, health-care coverage, health care cover, healthcare cover, doctor, doctors, medical, medicine, diagnosis, diagnose, medicaid, hospital, hospitals, hospital bed, priority, priorities"Security is lax on this side."
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peasant, peasants, serf, serfs, serfdom, landsknecht, knight, knights, horseman, horsemen, cavalry, cavalier, cavalries, cavalry men, professional, professionalism, professionals, horseback, medieval, melee, flail, flails, plunder, plundering, plundered, raid, raided, raiding, efficiency, efficiency, cruel, cruelty, persevere, persevering, perseverance, tragic, mace, maces, historical, class, class struggle, security, siege, sieges, secure, safe, safety, lax, prioritised, priorities, focus, focussing, focusing, filling the gaps, gaps, hole, holes, gap"Location, location, location."
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estate agent, estate agents, real estate, rule, rules, location, locations, home buyer, home buyers, home buying, apartment, apartments, apartment hunt, apartment hunts, flat, flats, letting, lettings, letting officer, letting officers, letting agent, letting agents, pigeon, pigeons, priority, priorities"I want everyone to leave the room, except for the cat."
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pet, pets, cat, cats, will, wills, death, dying, deathbed, death bed, deaths, everyone leave, leave, leaving, wish, wishes, final wish, final wishes, last wish, last wishes, final-wish, last-wish, final-wishes, last-wishes, cat, family, families, love, important, importance, priority, priorities"Why don't I get a job—then we can continue this discussion in my office."
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office worker, office workers, office work, office job, office jobs, unemployed, unemployment, out of work, discussion, discussions, business discussion, business discussions, business meeting, business meeting, lazy, laziness, layabout, layabouts, offices, empty promise, empty promises, business talk, business speak, priorities, wrong priorities, bad priorities"But I'm hot on the trail of my Google doppelgänger."
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doppelganger, doppelgangers, look a like, look-a-like, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, internet, the internet, social media, social network, social networks, social networking, social media profile, social media profiles, imitation, computer addict, computer addicts, computer addiction, screen addict, screen addicts, screen addiction, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"Sure, dead is important. But it has to taste good."
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animal, animals, vulture, vultures, dead, death, bird, birds, bird of prey, birds of prey, predator, predators, prey, food, taste, flavor, flavour, delicious, good taste, taste good, talking animals, animal conversations, priorities, priority, importance, important, picky, fussy"Look, I'm dying. Gotta go."
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black humour, dark humour, deathbed, on your deathbed, busy, business, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, business man, business men, business person, business people, businessman, businessmen, businessperson, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, phonecall, phonecalls, end of life, dying, priorities, bad priorities, wrong priorities"Just so you guys know, in the event of an emergency I'm fully trained in P.R."
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word play, play on words, dining, drinking, eating, restaurant, restaurants, waiter, waitresses, waiting, dine, diner, dinner, eat out, public relations, pr, p.r., priorities, cpr, cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, resuscitating, medical, presenting, appearance, appearances, appear, relations, advertising, advert, advertisement, cover up, spin, spinning"Did you ever have that baby you wanted so much?"
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marriage, married, married life, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, prenuptial, husband, husbands, wife, wives, priorities, priority, baby, babies, parental, parents, child, children, kid, kids, pregnancy, infant, awkward, awkward question, life planning, life plans, too late, late, dreams, dream, goal, goals, mid life crisis"I'm rich, you're thin. Together, we're perfect."
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superficial, superficiality, modern life, modern marriage, modern marriage, compatible, compatibility, couple, couples, good couple, good couples, suitable, suitability, rich person, rich people, thin, priority, priorities, perfect couple, perfect couples, honest, honesty, frank, frankness, direct, proposal, proposals, proposing"I see you have a cat."
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cat, cats, pet cat, pet cats, pet, pets, cat owner, cat owners, cat lover, cat lovers, kitten, kittens, pet owner, pet owners, cat scratcher, cat scratchers, priorities, date, dates, bad date, bad dates, mad cat woman"This cloaking device avoids detection by the G.A.O."
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cloak, cloaks, cloaking, cloaking device, cloaking devices, general accountability office, goverment accountability office, fighter, fighters, jet, jets, military fighter, military fighters, stealth, stealth fighter, stealth fighters, military-industrial complex, military spending, united states, usa, american, america, ethics, government money, priority, priorities, military budget, military budgets, budget, budgets, federal budget, federal budgets"Well, excuse me for providing a sweatshop in a city that demands attractive—and affordable—pashminas!"
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sweatshop, sweatshops, sweatshop owner, sweatshop owners, pashmina, upper class, upper classes, child labor, child labor law, child labor laws, child labour law, child labour laws, cheap, cheap clothes, cheap clothing, business practice, business practices, priority, priorities, prioritize, prioritizes, prioritizing, middle class, middle classes, justify, justifies, justification, justifications, amoral"Can we move our lunch up to noon? I've got to be at City Hall by two to be arrested."
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criminal, criminals, arrest, arrests, arrested, white collar crime, white collar crimes, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, slap on the wrist, priorities, prioritise, prioritize, bad priorities, wrong priorities, lunch date, lunch dates, executives, executive, business executives, business executive, business executives, manager, managers, boss, bosses, business manager, business managers, rich person, rich people, the one percent, the 1 percent, wealth divide, wealth gap, ny, nyc, new york city, new york, city hall"Hurry, dear, it's the Brutal Gourmet."
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brutal, brutality, gourmet, gourmets, frugal, frugality, priority, priorities, carnivore, carnivores, meat eater, meat eaters, meat lover, meat lovers, dinosaur, dinosaurs, meat-eating, tv chef, tv chefs, food show, food shows, food programme, food programmes, recipe, recipes, monster, monsters