Prison Cartoons

"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

"I'm just here for the dental."

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper

A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.

"Hi, I'm your court-appointed lawyer-whoa! Don't tell me you've been executed already."

"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."

"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."

A mother visits a lab rat.

"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"Eddie is under house arrest."

"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

"Before we go to lockup, you've got to see this hilarious video."

"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."

"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."

"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"

"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."