Prison Cartoons

"I'm just here for the dental."

Artist:
Flake, Emily
Search ID:
CC134913
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3000x2516 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisons, dental, insurance, insure, insured, health, dentist, dentists, health insurance, health-insurance, health plan, health-plan, healthcare, health-care, health care, jail, benefit, benefits, jail, jails, logical, law, laws, criminal, criminals, jailbird, jailbirds, treatment, treatments, universal healthcare

"And we will absolutely start lending again as soon as we finish building our debtors' prison."

Artist:
Mankoff, Bob
Search ID:
CC129552
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4536x3479 pixels (unwatermarked)
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banks, loans, lending, debt, debtors’ prison, debtors prison, debtors' prisons, debtors prisons, default, mortgage, financial crisis, economy, money, recession, prison, jail, phone calls, executives, default, bankrupt, credit default swap, credit default swaps, lend, lends, lending, loan, loans, loaning, mankoff

"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40504
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1992x1541 pixels (unwatermarked)
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parole, mailman, mailmen, mail man, mail men, parole hearing, parole hearings, dog, dogs, enemy, enemies, lawyer, lawyers, parole violation, parole violations, assault, assaults, attack, attacks, attacking, canine, canines, hearing, hearings, attorney, attorneys, defense attorney, defense attorneys, inmate, inmates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners

"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC29146
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2001x1868 pixels (unwatermarked)
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risk, risks, risk-taking, risk-taker, risk-takers, taking risks, take a risk, go-getter, go-getters, seize the day, carpe diem, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, cell, cells, inmate, inmates

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC39453
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2085x1781 pixels (unwatermarked)
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dog years, prison, prisons, prison sentence, prison sentences, prison sentencing, plea, pleas, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, do time, doing time, shorten, shortens, shortened sentence, shortened sentences, years, inmate, inmates, jail, jailed, defense lawyer, defense lawyers, defense attorney, defense attorneys

"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC124247
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5542x4735 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, incarcerations, prisoner, prisoners, ex-prisoner, ex-prisoners, ex-convict, ex-convicts, ex convict, ex convicts, ex con, ex cons, ex-con, ex-cons, office cubicle, office cubicles, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, hr, human resources, personnel

"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

Artist:
Barsotti, Charles
Search ID:
CC29647
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3046x2290 pixels (unwatermarked)
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guilty, plead guilty, pleading guilty, guilty plea, sentence, sentences, sentencing, white-collar, white-collar crime, white-collar crimes, injustice, injustices, unequal justice, corporate crime, corporate crimes, corporate criminal, corporate criminals, criminal, criminals, confession, confessions, prison, prisons, prison time, jail, jails, jail time, inequality, unequal, justice, justice system

"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC29640
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2376x1866 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, jail, guardhouse, prisoner, jailbird, repeat offender, offender, cliche, cliches, life journey, life, criminal, crime, punishment, punishing, experience, education, learning, self exploration, introspection, reflect, reflecting, introspective, self-discovery, self-help, reevaluate, reevaluating

"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC43966
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2001x1564 pixels (unwatermarked)
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accounting, accountant, accountants, cooking the books, cook the books, cooks the books, fraud, frauds, accounting fraud, accounting frauds, fraudulence, fraudulent, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, federal prison, federal prisons, regret, regrets, regretful

"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC30910
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1944x1610 pixels (unwatermarked)
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accountant, accountants, accountancy, genre, genres, white collar crime, white collar crimes, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, embezzlement, embezzled, cooking the books, cook the books, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, cheat, cheats, thief, thieves, cell, cells, prison, prisons, jail, jails

"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC41448
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2000x1901 pixels (unwatermarked)
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torture, tortures, torturing, torturer, tortured, medieval, medieval times, history, historical, historically, profanity, swearing, swear, bad language, bad word, unlawful, unfair, unfairly, bad words, won't talk, lips are sealed, dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, manacles, chain, chained, hot poker, torture device, torture devices, what do you expect, violence, violent

"My client would like to do his community service in the financial community."

Artist:
Cullum, Leo
Search ID:
CC40134
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1949x1737 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
community service, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, financial crime, financial crimes, investment, investments, insider trading, insider, insiders, inside trade, inside trades, inside trading, prison, avoid prison, avoids prison, avoiding prison, punishment, punishments, unequal punishment, inequality, elite, elites

"As your cell bitch, I imagine my Sarbanes-Oxley expertise should come in quite handy."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC121844
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6000x4332 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisoner, prisoners, white collar, white collar crime, white collar criminal, white collar criminals, corruption, corrupt, insider trading, inside trading, financial information, finances, cook the books, cooking the books, account, accounts, accounting, fraud, fraudulence, fraudulent, securities market, securities markets, sarbanes-oxley, sarbanes-oxley act, sox

"I can help you guys form a union."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC132950
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3001x3405 pixels (unwatermarked)
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union, unions, unionise, unionises, unionising, unionize, unionizes, unionizing, union worker, union workers, coffin, coffins, undertaker, undertakers, undertaking, conflict of interest, conflicts of interest, execution, executions, executor, executors, hanging, hangings, old west, western, westerns, prison, prisoner, prisoners, capital punishment, union head, union heads

"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

Artist:
Handelsman, J. B.
Search ID:
CC36076
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2024x2418 pixels (unwatermarked)
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outlaw, outlaws, rebel, rebels, glamor, glamorous, glamour, glamourous, criminal, criminals, criminality, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, justification, justifications, delusion, delusions, delusions of grandeur, common criminal, common criminals, rulebreaker, rulebreakers, rule breaker, rule breakers, romance, romantic

"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

Artist:
Levin, Arnie
Search ID:
CC29324
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2112x1903 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
law, lawyers, lawyers, prison, prisoner, prisoners, prisons, convict, convicts, sentence, sentences, movie, movies, deal, deals, artistic, law, laws, attorney, attorneys, entertainment, film, films, business, businesses, selling, story, stories, documentary, documentaries, defense attorney, agent, agents, agency

"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC120197
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2000x1894 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisoners, prisons, jail, jailed, jails, crime, criminal, criminals, criminal, rehab, rehabilitation, rehabilitate, appearances, keeping up appearances, convict, convicted, convicts, drug, drugs, drug addiction, drug addict, drug addicts, addict, addiction, addictions, addicted, shared, share, sharing, cell mate, cell-mate, woes, woe, complain, complaint, complaining

"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC124910
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5007x3712 pixels (unwatermarked)
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resistance training, strength, strength training, run, runs, running, exercise, exercises, exercise regimen, exercise regimens, ball and chain, balls and chains, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison yard, prison yards, weight training, glass half full, silver lining, silver linings, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, losing weight, beach body, swimwear, problem area, problem areas, good body, good bodies, insecure, insecurity, insecurities, butt, buns, thigh, thighs, thigh gap, beauty standard, beauty standards

"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

Artist:
Dernavich, Drew
Search ID:
CC124038
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6426x5054 pixels (unwatermarked)
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beach read, beach reads, beach reading, read, reads, reader, readers, reading, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, incarcerated, incarcerate, incarcerates, incarcerating, good read, good reads, book recommendation, book recommendations, recommend, recommends, visitor, visitors, visiting hour, visiting hours, inappropriate, literature, critic, critics, critique, critiques, reject, rejects, rejecting, rejection, rejections, unhelpful

"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"

Artist:
Fradon, Dana
Search ID:
CC29900
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1635x2418 pixels (unwatermarked)
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community service, community services, punishment, punishes, punish, punished, death, reaper, reapers, grim reaper, grim reapers, deaths, cheating death, punishing, negotiating, negotiator, negotiates, community, services, law, legal, prison, prisons, alternative, unrealistic, optimistic, optimism

"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC134359
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2992x2876 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisons, good people, seeking office, public office, jail, jails, prison, prisons, illegal, crime, crimes, criminal, criminals, criminality, election, elections, elections, elect, politics, political, politic, irony, ironic, complain, complaining, complains, complaint

"We've received many letters from your constituents urging you to stay right where you are."

Artist:
Cotham, Frank
Search ID:
CC133195
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2925x2835 pixels (unwatermarked)
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politician, politicians, corrupt, corruption, corruption charge, corruption charges, threat, threats, threaten, threatens, threatening, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, correctional facilities, visiting hours, outpouring, constituent, constituents, unpopular, hated, hatred, support, supporter, supporters, congressman, congressperson, congressmen, senator, senators

"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

Artist:
Wilson, Gahan
Search ID:
CC43084
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1871x1616 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cheer up, cheers up, cheering up, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison population, prison populations, overcrowded, overcrowding, american, americans, american prison, american prisons, justice system, american justice systems, smug, smugness, white collar crime, white collar criminal, ceo, chief executive, chief executives, ceos, political, politicians, politician, scandal, scandals, jailed, jailing, jailer, jailers, tough on crime, hard on crime, issue, issues, crime bill, crime bills, proud, pride, three strikes, three strikes law, three strikes laws

"Carl! I thought I'd find you here."

Artist:
Twohy, Mike
Search ID:
CC32918
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2176x1674 pixels (unwatermarked)
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prison, prisoners, prisoner, inmate, inmates, correctional facility, correctional facilities, jail, jails, jailer, jailers, attorney, attorneys, representation, representative, representative, legal representation, defense attorney, defense attorneys, client, clients, casual, casualness, welcome, greet, greets, greeting

"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

Artist:
Shaw, Michael
Search ID:
CC123942
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5545x3441 pixels (unwatermarked)
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cuddle, cuddles, cuddle buddy, cuddle buddies, tender, tenderness, cellmate, cellmates, cell mate, cell mates, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, correctional facilities, affection, display of affection, displays of affection, neglect, neglected, neglecting, couple, couples, argument, arguments, argue, argues, arguing, bunk bed, bunk beds, bunk, bunks, spat, spats, row, rows, argument, arguments, arguing