Prison Guard Cartoons

"How do I get an outside line?"

"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"

"Can I get that to go?"

"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."

"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"

Art Prison

"I thought you turned location services off."

"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."

"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."

"You don't look like you're doing a day over 25 years."

"Yes sir, the place wouldn't be the same without old Bosley here!"

"You bludgeoned your cell mate during chapel services, Rhineschreiber! Shame on you!"

"She could never understand I just wanted some me time."

"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."

"I'd like to talk to the warden about rescheduling my debt to society."

"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"

"Hey, Conroy, your lawyer is here."

"My name's Aldred and I'll be your server this evening."

Welcome Back Recidivists!

Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? No Clue.

"You down there, celebrity prisoner No. 849, stop regaling the exercise yard with takes of former show-biz glory."

"I used to be paid to be here."

"It's escapism-as-art."

"It's sodium thiopental o'clock."

"Probably a telemarketer."