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Prison Guard Cartoons
Prison Guard cartoon 1 of 22
"How do I get an outside line?"
Prison Guard cartoon 2 of 22
"O.K. That covers the last meal. Now, which would you prefer, hanging, electrocution, or lethal injection?"
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prison, prisons, jail, jails, incarceration, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, criminal, criminal, punishments, capital punishment, death penalty, officer, officers, guard, guards, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, note, notes, questionnaire, questionnaires, survey, surveys, data collection, last meal, last meals, meal, meals, food, hanging, electrocution, lethal injection, execution, executions, methods of execution, condemned, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humourPrison Guard cartoon 3 of 22
"Can I get that to go?"
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jail, jails, jailed, jail cell, jail cells, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison cell, prison cells, imprison, imprisoned, criminal, criminals, inmate, inmates, incarcerated, incarcerate, incarceration, behind bars, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, brig, brigs, jailer, jailers, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, warden, wardens, prison warden, prison wardens, take-out, take out, take-out order, take out order, ordering take-out, ordering take out, trick question, trick questionsPrison Guard cartoon 4 of 22
"Come and get it! Ha, ha- just kidding."
Prison Guard cartoon 5 of 22
"I wish you'd get into the spirit of this thing, Brewster!"
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warden, wardens, condemned, condemned man, spirit, spirits, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, jail, jails, jailed, criminal, crime and punishment, criminals, capital punishment, execution, execute, executes, executioner, executioners, death, dead, dying, dead man, dead man walking, death penalty, penalty, the chair, electric chair, electric chairs, smile, smiling, content, contented, content with his lotPrison Guard cartoon 6 of 22
Art Prison
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artist, artists, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail, jails, crimes, criminal, criminals, art school, art schools, art prison, art prisons, field trip, field trips, prison guard, prison guards, jail guard, jail guards, sketch, sketches, painter, painters, painting, paintings, reformPrison Guard cartoon 7 of 22
"I thought you turned location services off."
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location service, location services, prison break, prison breaks, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, jail break, jail breaks, jail-break, jail-breaks, prison escape, escape plan, escape plans, prison guard, prison guards, convict, convicts, gaol, gaols, cell, cells, mobile, mobiles, phone, phones, capture, fugitive, fugitives, capturesPrison Guard cartoon 8 of 22
"I'm shopping my prison video around, but apparently if you don't shiv another inmate or become someone's bitch nobody's interested."
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prison, prisons, prison guard, prison guards, reality tv, reality television, pitch, pitches, pitch meeting, pitch meetings, producer, producers, producing, inmate, inmates, reality show, reality shows, jail, jails, jailing, jailer, jailers, hollywood, hollywood writer, hollywood writers, sensational, sensationalist, jailed, felon, felons, ex-con, ex-convict, ex-convicts, opportunist, opportunists, opportunity, crisis, white collar crime, white collar criminalPrison Guard cartoon 9 of 22
"If the crime rate goes up, we'll know it wasn't you."
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prison, prisoner, prisons, prisoners, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison guard, prison guards, prison officer, prison officers, jail, jails, jail guard, jail guards, cell, cells, crime rate, crime-rate, crime rates, crime-rates, elimination, trial and error, trial and elimination, accused, the accused, unlawfully accused, unlawful accusation, justice system, unjust, unfair, unfairness, guilt, guilty, innocent, innocence, locked up, in prison, in jail, prison cell, prison cellsPrison Guard cartoon 10 of 22
"You don't look like you're doing a day over 25 years."
Prison Guard cartoon 11 of 22
"Yes sir, the place wouldn't be the same without old Bosley here!"
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tortures, torturers, small business, small businesses, pride, proud, sense of pride, achievement, achievements, accomplishment, accomplishments, employee, employees, employee of the month, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, dungeon, dungeons, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison guard, prison guardsPrison Guard cartoon 12 of 22
"You bludgeoned your cell mate during chapel services, Rhineschreiber! Shame on you!"
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cell mate, cell mates, chapel service, chapel services, inmate, inmates, tongue lashing, tongue lashings, shame, shames, shaming, murder, murders, murdering, admonish, admonishes, admonishing, prison guard, prison guards, prisoner, prisoners, penitentiary, penitentiaries, cell, cells, prison cell, prison cells, bad guy, bad guys, bad man, slap on the wrist, punish, punishes, punishments, lenient, leniency, spare the rodPrison Guard cartoon 13 of 22
"She could never understand I just wanted some me time."
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murder, murderer, murdered, killer, killers, me time, alone time, take a break, crimes, criminal, criminals, prison, prisons, jail, jails, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, cellmate, cellmates, locked up, locked away, guard, guards, prison guard, prison guards, confession, confessionsPrison Guard cartoon 14 of 22
"I thought I could be a more effective prison reform advocate on the outside."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, escaping, escapee, escapees, prison break, prison breaks, jailbreak, jailbreaks, prison reform, advocate, advocates, advocacy, prison guard, prison guards, guard, guards, caught, failed, failure, failures, excuse, excusesPrison Guard cartoon 15 of 22
"I'd like to talk to the warden about rescheduling my debt to society."
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jail, jails, prison, prisons, incarceration, behind bars, imprisoned, imprisonment, penitentiary, penitentiaries, correctional facility, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, inmate, inmates, convict, convicts, criminal, criminals, punishments, debt to society, debt, debts, reschedule, rescheduling, warden, wardens, guard, guards, prison guard, prison guards, probation, intermittent sentence, sentence, sentences, sentencing, jail time, prison time, inconvenient, inconvenience, schedule, schedules, doing timePrison Guard cartoon 16 of 22
"Talk, Wallace - where'd you hide the loot?"
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hide, hides, hiding, loot, money, criminal, criminals, thief, thieves, safehouse, safehouses, safe house, safe houses, money launderer, money launderers, money laundering, prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, hide money, hides money, hiding money, pillowcase, pillowcases, sock away, socks away, prison guard, prison guards, ignore the obvious, ignoring the obvious, obviousness, search, searches, searching, master thief, master thieves, master criminal, master criminalsPrison Guard cartoon 17 of 22
Welcome Back Recidivists!
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prison, prisons, prison guard, prison guards, prison officer, prison officers, prisoner, prisoners, convict, convicts, offender, offenders, con, cons, criminal, criminals, repeat offender, repeat offenders, recidivist, recidivists, welcome back, welcome party, welcome parties, welcome, welcomes, banner, banners, welcome back banner, welcome back banners, crimes, prison system, prison systems, broken system, broken systems, rehabilitation, failure to rehabilitatePrison Guard cartoon 18 of 22
Who killed Jeffrey Epstein? No Clue.
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murder mystery, murder mysteries, board game, board games, clues, clue, kill, killed, killer, murder, murders, suicides, conspiracy, conspiracies, conspiracy theory, conspiracy theories, clinton, clintons, trump, donald trump, president trump, prison, prison system, understaffed prison, understaffed prisons, prison funding, prison guard, prison guardsPrison Guard cartoon 19 of 22
"You down there, celebrity prisoner No. 849, stop regaling the exercise yard with takes of former show-biz glory."
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prison, prisons, prison yard, prison yards, prisoners, prisoners, celebrity, celebrities, celebrity prisoner, celebrity prisoners, prison guard, prison guards, show-biz, show-biz glory, faded glory, past glory, actor, actors, acting, takes, film takes, recounting, recount, performance, performer, performers, performingPrison Guard cartoon 20 of 22
"I used to be paid to be here."
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prison, prisons, prisoner, prisoners, prison cell, prison cells, prison guard, prison guards, government shutdown, govenment, trump, donald trump, president donald trump, president trump, federal government, stalemate, political stalemate, government employee, government employees, paid, pay, no pay, not paid, going witout pay, american politics, modern politicsPrison Guard cartoon 21 of 22
"It's escapism-as-art."
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escapism, escapist, escapists, artwork, artworks, artist, artists, art, painting, paintings, con, cons, painter, painters, escape plan, escape plans, warden, wardens, prison guard, prison guards, breaking out, break out, prison break, prison breaks, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisonersPrison Guard cartoon 22 of 22
"It's sodium thiopental o'clock."
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sodium thiopental, thiopental, thiopentone, lethal injection, lethal injections, capital punishment, death sentence, death sentences, death penalty, death penalties, prison, prisons, death row, jail, jails, convict, convicts, prisoner, prisoners, last meal, prison guard, prison guards, priest, priestsMore cartoons with the keyword 'prison guard'