Prison Sentences Cartoons

"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"

"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

"How do I get an outside line?"

"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."

"So much for listening to one's muse."

"Apparently, you're supposed to wait for them to grope you before you take them out."

"Can I put you on hold? I have another call."

"The cat misses licking your hair."

"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"

"My incompetence will become the basis of your appeal."

"I'm sure you remember when community service was something only nice people did."

Dolphin Court

"You don't look like you're doing a day over 25 years."

"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."

Towels Available At The Pool

"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."

"Serving three sentences concurrently gives one a real sense of accomplishment."

"His term was up two months ago- he can't find an apartment."

Your debt to society: 1516 days, 13 Hrs, 26 Mins.

"It's the Catalan flag."