Prison Sentences Cartoons

Prison Sentences Cartoons

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Prison Sentences cartoon

"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

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"If the jury had been sequestered in a nicer hotel, this would probably never have happened."

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"I got eight to twelve years, which was in line with Wall Street expectations."

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"Now, this over here, this is why you're going to have to go to jail."

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"Oh, very well - make that life with the possibility of parole."

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"Give him a chance, I say. I mean what the hell is a hundred days?"

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"So much for listening to one's muse."

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"Six years in Rahway state prison does not make me from New Jersey."

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"His term was up two months ago- he can't find an apartment."

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"My incompetence will become the basis of your appeal."

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Towels Available At The Pool

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"Serving three sentences concurrently gives one a real sense of accomplishment."

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"I sentence you to five years in prison. For your information, that's fifteen thousand billable hours."

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"You don't look like you're doing a day over 25 years."

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"I had a pretty sleazy lawyer, but evidently not sleazy enough."

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"This next song is for everyone who has ever been incarcerated."

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"I'm sure you remember when community service was something only nice people did."

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'Three life sentences, but hey, you're trending on twitter...'

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