"Surely it can't be twenty-five years already!"
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"I'm starting to see some real definition in my abs."
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"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."
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Woman in prison's visitation room, screaming at prisoner who is reading a newspaper
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A prisoner in a jail cell reads on his bunk while his pet bird peers out of its prison-like cage beside him.
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"What a couple of clucks we are. Here's another mistake right up here."
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"Miss Robins, get me a ladder and a hacksaw, if you will, please."
"I'm really glad I don't work on this floor."
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"Howard lives his life, and I live mine."
"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."
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"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."
A mother visits a lab rat.
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"This is the worst witness-protection program I've ever been in."
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"Eddie is under house arrest."
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"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."
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"My client is completely rehabilitated, Your Honor, in a grabass sort of way."
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"And then on Friday at two you're scheduled to be put to death by lethal injection."
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"Number 6522719? Our executive assistant warden says he's sorry but he's been unavoidably detained at the squash court. However, if you will leave your criminal record he'll be happy to reschedule for next week."
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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."
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"How come you never want to spend time with my friends during our conjugal visits?"
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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."
"Not so fast. I got life PLUS seventy-five years."
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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."
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"They're going to make it tough for you around here when they find out you used to be a cop."
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"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."
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