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"I'm just here for the dental."

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"Bad news. The mailman is going to attend the parole-board hearing."

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"And then one day I decided that not taking risks was the greatest risk of all."

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"You're going to do time, but I'm trying to get it in dog years."

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"I see you've done time, so working in a cubicle shouldn't be a problem."

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"I plead guilty, Your Honor, but only in a nice, white-collar sort of way."

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"It's interesting -- with each conviction I learn a little more about myself."

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"I never should have tried to take my accounting to the next level."

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"As it happened, my work as an accountant transcended the genre."

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"All I'm getting out of him is a lot of profanity."

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"I always thought of myself as a romantic, dashing-outlaw sort of person. But, alas, the law makes no distinction between that and a common criminal."

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"I think I can get you off with a lighter sentence, but it might screw up your movie deal."

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"Everybody thinks I'm in rehab."

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"On the bright side, I've really taken inches off my buns and thighs."

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"I don't need good beach reading, Ma. I need good prison reading."

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"Couldn't I do a couple of hundred hours of community service instead?"

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"This is what keeps good people from seeking public office."

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"We've received many letters from your constituents urging you to stay right where you are."

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"He's been in a marvellous mood ever since he learned one out of every hundred and fifty Americans is in jail."

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"Would a little cuddling kill you?"

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"I'm his biological lawyer."

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"I think I'm just going to sit this recession out."

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"Good news. Your execution was overturned on appeal."

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Only eighty-six more days till summer!

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"You're doing a good job, Davis, but it's come to my attention that you're a fugitive from a chain gang."

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