"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
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dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, doggo, doggos, online, on-line, internet, social media, social-media, anonymous, anonymity, anon, privacy, private, pet, pets, computer, computers, technology, technologies, hide, hidden, judge, judged, animal, animals, conspiracy, conspiracies, forum, forums, chat, chatroom, chatrooms"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
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baby, babies, it's a boy, it's a girl, child, children, having kids, kid, kids, having children, have children, regulation, regulations, genders, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p.c., pc culture, p.c. culture, federal government, privacy, private, offense, offended, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, family, families, parent, parents, political"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."
"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."
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openness, truth, privacy, secrets, public knowledge, meetings, executives, transparency, conceal, hide, freedom of information, freedom of information act, request, requests, transparency, transparent, conceal, conceals, concealing, secret, secrets, government secret, government secrets, corporate secret, corporate secrets, corporate crime, corporate crimes, mankoff"It's free, but they sell your information."
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children, kids, internet, internet culture, modern life, modern, modernity, computer, computers, child, kid, lemonade stand, data protection, data, personal privacy, personal information, privacy, internet privacy, privacy policy, privacy policies, gdpr, gdpr policy, information economy, information age, business, business front, social media, browser history, browser histories"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."
"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."
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relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, date, dates, dating, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, secret, secrets, lamppost, lampposts, streetlight, streetlights, gossip, news, tabloid, tabloids, journalism, media, press, paparazzi, paparazzo, privacy, invasion of privacy, modern life"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
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airport, airports, spy, spies, spying, surreptitious, glance, glances, look, looks, looking, snoop, snoops, snooping, nosy, idea, ideas, good idea, good ideas, new idea, new ideas, muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring, laptop, laptops, privacy, private, peek, peeks, peeking, personal information, personal info, dprk, right to privacy, violation, violations of privacy"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
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nsa, surveillance, offices, working, worker, cctv, cctv camera, cameras, security cam, security camera, security cameras, privacy, personal privacy, privacy policy, private, private life, businessmen, businessman, business men, workplace, workplace surveillance, watched, being watched, paranoia, paranoid, big, brother, meeting, meetings, monitor, monitoring, security, secure, spy, spying, interview, interviews, interviewing, horrible bosses, boss, bosses, orwellian"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
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fathers day, father's day, sperm bank, sperm donors, sperm banks, sperm donation, privacy, personal privacy, private, privacy policy, policy, policies, secret, secrets, hidden, family, families, kid, kids, child, children, holidays, holiday, celebrate, celebration, happy father's day, anonymous, anonymously, medical, parents, parental, parenting, parent"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
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private, privacy, pun, puns, play on words, word play, word-play, pizza, pizza lover, pizzas, calzone, calzones, pasty, pasties, pastries, pastry, foodie, foodies, food lover, food lovers, food blogger, food blogger, italian, italian food, hand food, street, street food"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."
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car crash, car crashes, car accident, car accidents, car-crash, car-crashes, social medial, social network, social networks, domestic, domestics, ad, ads, advertising, advertisement, advertisements, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, couples counselling, couples counsellor, couples counsellors, optometrist, optometrists, used car, used cars, privacy, privacy rights, privacy laws, husband, husbands, car accident, car accidents, wife, wives, online advertising, online advertisement, online advertisements"When I signed up for the thought police, I didn't know it would be so damn boring."
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thought police, the thought police, control, controlling, spy, spys, secret agent, secret agents, investigator, investigators, authoritarian, authoritarian government, authoritarian governments, authoritarian state, authoritarian states, thought bubble, thought bubbles, thought cloud, thought clouds, false expectation, false expectations, literal interpretation, literal interpretations, privacy, freedom of speech"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."
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modern life, modern times, nuisance call, nuisance calls, nuisance caller, cold caller, cold callers, nuisance callers, cold call, cold calls, telemarketing, telemarketer, telemarketers, phonecall, phonecalls, telephone, telephones, provenance, privacy, personal information, private information, sculpture, sculptures, abstract, abstract art, modern art, modern artist, modern artists, surrealism, modernism"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
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overshare, over share, over-share, tmi, t m i, too much information, coffee, coffee shop, coffee-shop, coffeeshop, private, privacy, privately, advice, advise, advised, friend, friends, friendly, friendship, friendships, casual, casually, honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, secret, secrets, embarrass, embarrassing"Bad Fences."
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good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours"Oh, can't complain."
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camera, cameras, cctv, surveillance, surveillance camera, big brother, orwellian, cctv camera, monitor, monitoring, business monitoring, security, privacy, private, personal privacy, privacy policy, watching, watch, over shoulder, over the shoulder, hierarchy, management, literal, literally, literal joke, cannot, liberties, liberty, restriction, restrictions, nanny, nanny state, nsa, bsuiness, corporate, big business, office drone, office dronesTunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
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carnival ride, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, mobile phones, mobile phone, cell phone, cell phones, social media, social medias, unsocial media, unsocial medias, modern, cyberspace, internet, www, world wide web, modern life, modern times, internet addiction, internet addict, internet addicts, mobile addict, mobile addiction, mobile addicts, screen time, mobile device, mobile devices, alone time, privacy, private, sneaking away, sneak off, sneaking off"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."
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animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, cat, cats, feline, felines, cat owner, cat owners, privacy, space, respect, mutual respect, hate, dislike, despise, aloof, cold, distant, relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship issues, misunderstanding, miscommunication"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."
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tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
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tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage, gossip, gossips, gossiping, rumor, rumour, rumors, rumours"How did the internet get my bra size?"
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technology, computer, computers, internet, online, internet shopping, online shopping, ecommerce, e-commerce, internet privacy, privacy, personal privacy, internet searches, online searches, search history, general data protection regulation, gdpr, data mining, data, social media, social networking, social network, social networks, clothes, clothing, underwear, lingerie, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, personal information, modern life