Privacy Cartoons

"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

"Let's never forget that the public's desire for transparency has to be balanced by our need for concealment."

"It's free, but they sell your information."

"Forgive me, Doris, but some computer hacker from Roslyn, Long Island, has just gained access to my feelings."

Hotel Disturb Sign

"This is just between you and me and the lamppost." "I'll sell it to the tabloids."

"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"

"And just like that, Facebook is giving us ads for used cars, optometrists and couples counselling."

"When I signed up for the thought police, I didn't know it would be so damn boring."

"Who's going to know I read this paragraph three times?"

"Absolutely not. I don't give my provenance over the phone."

"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"

"Bad Fences."

"Oh, can't complain."

Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.

"We understand each other and respect each other's privacy." "That cat hates me."

"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."

"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."

"How did the internet get my bra size?"