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"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."

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"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."

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"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."

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"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."

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40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.

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"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."

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"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."

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"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"

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"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."

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"Mr. Harrison already sees you."

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Talk in private - 25 cents.

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Cowboy uses his hat for a private kiss.

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"Can I get back to you when there's someone to overhear me?"

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"Do you have to be in my life when my favorite show is on?"

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"I can't really talk about it. They're all for secret sexual stuff."

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"Huddleston, I admire your hands-on approach to everything, but get the hell out of my office!"

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Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.

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"According to our waiting-room security cam, you're fidgety and have a constant head itch."

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BEWARE OF DOG

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"I'm sure they're not targeting you personally."

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"Pandora's Carry-on"

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"Sorry, but I don't do stitches anymore. All stitches are now handled by Local 405 over at Bellevue."

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Ogle Earth

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"Man, you can really learn a lot about somebody by reading her diary."

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"Bad Fences."

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