"On the Internet, nobody knows you're a dog."
Tags:dog, dogs, doggie, doggies, doggo, doggos, online, on-line, internet, social media, social-media, anonymous, anonymity, anon, privacy, private, pet, pets, computer, computers, technology, technologies, hide, hidden, judge, judged, animal, animals, conspiracy, conspiracies, forum, forums, chat, chatroom, chatrooms
"It's a baby. Federal regulations prohibit our mentioning its race, age, or gender."
Tags:baby, babies, it's a boy, it's a girl, child, children, having kids, kid, kids, having children, have children, regulation, regulations, genders, politically correct, political correctness, pc, p.c., pc culture, p.c. culture, federal government, privacy, private, offense, offended, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, nurse, family, families, parent, parents, political
40 Days without an on-the-job conversation.
"Look, call it denial if you like, but I think what goes on in my personal life is none of my own damn business."
"His final wish was that all his medical bills be paid promptly."
Tags:medicine, medicines, medic, medical, medics, medical joke, modern medicine, modern world, exploit, exploitation, consumerism, consumer, capitalist, capitalism, private, private healthcare, healthcare, health, public healthcare, medicare, medi care, nhs, national health service, pro nhs, pro medicare, national health care, obamacare, death, dead, family, bitter humor, bitter humour, dark humor, dark humour, black humor, black humour, dark humor, dark humour, console, consoling, consolation, intensive care, sick, sickness, ill, illness, illnesses, sicknesses, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery
"My position is very simple. I prefer not knowing whether a person is gay or Irish."
"I get my best ideas in airports, peeking at other people's laptops."
Tags:airport, airports, spy, spies, spying, surreptitious, glance, glances, look, looks, looking, snoop, snoops, snooping, nosy, idea, ideas, good idea, good ideas, new idea, new ideas, muse, muses, inspiration, inspirations, inspire, inspires, inspiring, laptop, laptops, privacy, private, peek, peeks, peeking, personal information, personal info, dprk, right to privacy, violation, violations of privacy
"Mr. Harrison already sees you."
"Totally naked except for my socks. How 'bout yourself?"
"I thought that sperm-bank donors remained anonymous."
"I've got everything you've got and more - I just don't feel the need to tell the whole effin world about it"
"The yellow ones need to be signed, but the pink ones only require initials."
Tags:war, wars, military, death, dead, die, died, gunman, gun, guns, firing, firing line, historical, reference, references, referential, troop, troops, army, armies, private, martial, martial law, historically, referential, paper, papers, paperwork, sentence, sentences, receipt, receipts, document, documents, documentation, red tape, red-tape
"Who's going to know I read this paragraph three times?"
"Can I ask your advice about something you'd rather not know about me?"
Tags:overshare, over share, over-share, tmi, t m i, too much information, coffee, coffee shop, coffee-shop, coffeeshop, private, privacy, privately, advice, advise, advised, friend, friends, friendly, friendship, friendships, casual, casually, honest, honesty, honesty is the best policy, secret, secrets, embarrass, embarrassing
Tags:good fences make good neighbours, good fences make good neighbors, fence, fences, bad fence, bad fences, neighbours, neighbour, neighbor, neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, dill weed, dillweed, dill-weed, greeting, greetings, wave, waving, intrusive, intrusion, obnoxious, insult, insulting, rude, anti-social, anti-sociable, antisocial, introvert, introversion, privacy, private, annoy, annoyed, annoying, bad neighbor, bad neighbors, bad neighbour, bad neighbours
"Oh, can't complain."
"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, family, families, dream, dreams, goal, goals, ambition, ambitions, future, when i grow up, growing up, career, careers, job, jobs, profession, professions, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, health care, healthcare, bill, bills, billing, money, medical bill, medical bills, medical costs, cost, costs, expenses, expensive, medical billing, pay, paying, out of pocket, out-of-pocket, private, private medical care, private health care, private healthcare, universal healthcare, universal health care, socialised medicine, socialized medicine, socialised healthcare, socialised health care, socialized healthcare, socialized health care, medicaid, medicare, obamacare, help, helping others
Tunnel of sneaking off to check your phone.
Tags:carnival ride, carnival, carnivals, amusement park, amusement parks, amusement park ride, amusement park rides, mobile phones, mobile phone, cell phone, cell phones, social media, social medias, unsocial media, unsocial medias, modern, cyberspace, internet, www, world wide web, modern life, modern times, internet addiction, internet addict, internet addicts, mobile addict, mobile addiction, mobile addicts, screen time, mobile device, mobile devices, alone time, privacy, private, sneaking away, sneak off, sneaking off
"You'd know that about me if you followed me on Twitter."
Tags:tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, follow, follower, social, social media, couple, couples, date, dates, red flag, warning, warning signs, argue, argues, argument, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, married, married life, marriage
"I'm trying to see if there's any truth to the rumor I started."
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"Cursed To Live In HowdyTown."
Tags:positive, positivity, positive face culture, positive face, face culture, negative face culture, negative face, optimist, optimists, optimistic, pessimist, pessimists, optimism, pessimism, pessimistic, curse, cursed, left alone, alone, mood, moods, private, privacy, howdy, greet, greeting, friendly, obnoxious, friendliness, cheery, cheerful, depressed, grumpy, cranky, american culture, cultural differences, culture difference
"I never discuss my clients with their mothers."
Tags:mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, client, clients, client privilege, client privacy, client confidentiality, confidentiality, confidential, privacy, private, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, barrister, barrister, solicitor, solicitors, accountant, accountants, financial advisor, financial advisors, bookkeeping, bookkeepers, bookkeeper, therapy, therapist, counseling, counselor, shrink, shrinks, analyst, analysts, psychiatry, counsellor, counsellors
"What was the point of writing a blog that nobody else could read?"
Tags:tech, technology, internet, internet culture, blog, blogs, blogger, bloggers, blogging, sarcasm, sarcastic, generation, generation gap, culture, culture clash, culture change, 90s, 80s, nineties, eighties, pre internet, modern life, modern, modern world, millennial, millennial, women, woman, private, privacy, diary, diaries, journal, journals, journalling
"Watch yourself--we're under surveillance."
Tags:children, child, playing, play, playtime, playdate, playdates, siblings, sibling, brothers, brother, sisters, modern parenting, modern parents, parenting, surveillance, security monitor, security monitors, baby monitor, baby monitors, privacy, private, being watched, eavesdropping, eavesdrop, big brother, big brother is watching, warning, warnings, modern childhood, modern children, digital surveillance, spycam, spycams, spy cam, spy cams, bug, bugging, wiretap, wiretapping, wiretaps
Voyeurs shouldn't live across from each other.