Private View Cartoons

"The pink ones are sashimi, and I believe the little yellow ones just fell off the Pollock."

Artist:
Noth, Paul
Search ID:
CC140186
High Res:
3088x3290 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
pollock, pollocks, jackson pollock, food, foods, fish, art, artist, artists, sushi, nibble, nibbles, pun, puns, sashimi, paint, painting, paints, abstract, abstracts, impressionist, impressionists, modern art, modern-art, gallery, galleries, private view, private-view, exhibition, exhibitions, exhibit, exhibits

"If life gives you lemons, photograph them and produce small edition affordable prints."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500005
High Res:
6580x5092 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
artist, artists, photography, photographer, photographers, lemon, lemons, if live give you lemons, profiteer, profiteers, profiteering, taking advantage, art market, the art market, art dealer, art dealers, art dealership, photograph, photographs, art gallery, art galleries, art show, art shows, art exhibition, art exhibitions, pretentiousness, pretentious, pretension, private view, private views, private viewing, print, prints, affordable prints, small edition print, small edition prints

"How about that? I recently became my own person, too."

Artist:
Lorenz, Lee
Search ID:
CC41639
High Res:
1549x1569 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
art gallery, art galleries, private view, private viewing, gallery opening, gallery openings, things in common, chat up line, chat up lines, chat-up line, chat-up lines, flirt, flirting, individual, individuality, artist, artists, creatives, creative types, introduction, introductions, similarities

"I attribute most of my success to finding a pile of canvases on the train."

Artist:
Vey, P. C.
Search ID:
BA500021
High Res:
4212x3203 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
artist, artists, success, successful, art shows, art show, art gallery, art galleries, private view, private views, private viewings, famous artists, famous artist, canvas, canvases, luck, lucky, luckiness, get lucky, got lucky, getting lucky, theft, thief, thieves, steal, stole, stealing, art theft, art thief, pretentiousness, pretension, pretentious, conceit, conceited