Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper
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"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."
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"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."
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"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."
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"It's lotto fever."
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"I'll flip you to see whose name is listed first if we should ever win a Nobel Prize."
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"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."
"You're obviously under consideration for something."
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"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."
"It's my not-being-able-to-participate-due-to-a-scheduling-conflict ribbon!"
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"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."
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"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."
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"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."
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"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."
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"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"
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"I can't believe 'Jackass' wasn't nominated. What was the Academy thinking?"
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Best in Heat.
"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"
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"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."
"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."
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You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?
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"Stupid wins again!"
"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"
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