Prizes Cartoons

Prizes Include: A New Car, A Maui Vacation And The Grim Reaper

"We're presenting this year's award to the tomato—for the way he has deepened our understanding of world-conflict resolution, for fostering the ideals of peace, friendship, and international brotherhood, and for being delicious."

"That is the correct answer, Billy, but I'm afraid you don't win anything for it."

"We lost!"

"I don't care about winning. I care about being the best cow I can be."

"It's lotto fever."

"Well, for starters, I'd like to thank me."

"You're obviously under consideration for something."

"But most of all I'd like to thank the zeitgeist."

"It's my not-being-able-to-participate-due-to-a-scheduling-conflict ribbon!"

"No, I think I'm going to go for the fire extinguisher."

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

"I wish you were as good in combat as you are at winning prizes at the Renaissance Faire."

"I'm starting to think humans don't even like winning free cruises."

"Hi, Honey—what achievements today?"

"I can't believe 'Jackass' wasn't nominated. What was the Academy thinking?"

"I'm the only survivor from last semester- what do I win?"

Best in Heat.

"We go to Stockholm, we accept our, prize, and then I never want to see your ugly mug again!"

"I've just been notified by Publisher's Clearing House that I may have already won ten million dollars, but in case I haven't I need money to fix my driveway."

"Good news, your majesty. We may already be a winner."

You're just around the corner from another piece of cheese. Are you sure you want to quit now?

Dangling Carrots

"Was this date successful? No. Do you deserve a trophy for participation? Heck yes!"

"How come you're never on anybody's short list?"