"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
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"O.K. That's my list. You got anything on your list?"
Tags:grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery stores, shopping, shopper, grocery list, grocery lists, food shop, food shopping, market, food market, food markets, beer, beers, alcohol, alcoholic, problem drinker, problem drinkers, husband, husbands, wife, wives, married life, grocery cart, grocery carts, beer drinker, beer drinkers
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
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"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"
Tags:bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail lounge, cocktail, cocktails, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, bar conversation, bar conversations, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, problem drinker, problem drinkers, hero, heroes, influencer, influencers, influence, mentor, mentors, mentoring, anti-hero, anti-heroes
"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''
Tags:drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, problem drinker, problem drinkers, homeless, homeless person, beggar, beggars, panhandler, panhandle, panhandling, gift, gifts, gifting, friends, friendship, peer support, enable, enablers, enabling, vagrant, vagrants
"I stopped to smell the roses which just happened to be in a tavern.''
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
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"He's more of a retrosexual."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship problems, relationship difficulty, relationship difficulties, spouse, spouses, wife, wives, husband, husbands, partners, partner, significant other, significant others, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couch potato, couch potatoes, lazy, idle, laziness, layabout, layabouts, screen addict, screen addiction, tv, television, television addiction, tv addiction, tv addict, tv addiction, alcoholism, alcoholic, problem drinker, problem drinking, depression, depressed, emotional state, emotional states
Born to Stray
Tags:cat, cats, feline, felines, tom cat, tattoo, tattoos, anthropomorphic, anthropomorphism, bar, bars, drinks, drinking, pub, pubs, cocktail bar, cocktail bars, drunk, drunken, drunks, alcohol, alcoholic, alcoholics, drinker, booze, boozer, problem drinking, problem drinker, masculine, masculinity, virility, virile, machismo, stray cat, stray, alley cat, fear, intimidation, worry, bully, bullies, stranger, stranger danger
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"How's your beer coming, Eddie?"
"When you drink you turn into an animal."