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"Not much - just flushing out my arteries."
Advanced course at the Wine Appreciation Institute in my house.
"O.K. That's my list. You got anything on your list?"
"Another flue shot, Larry.
Introducing... The Everything Else Morning-After Pill!
"Of all the lazy, lowdown, deadbeat, pathetic losers you've ever met who had the most influence on you?"
"This means so much more to me because it's from my peers.''
"I stopped to smell the roses which just happened to be in a tavern.''
"If this were the Planet of the Apes you'd get me another drink."
"My bonus – right or wrong!"
"When you drink you turn into an animal."