Procedure Cartoons

Procedure Cartoons

Procedure cartoon 1 of 18

Procedure cartoon

"Well, yes, it's a routine procedure - if you routinely have someone slice open your body with sharp instruments and then fiddle with your insides."

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Procedure cartoon 2 of 18

Procedure cartoon

"Now with a firm twist, I'll remove his attorney."

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Procedure cartoon 3 of 18

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"The doctor would like to know if anyone else out here needs surgery before he puts his stuff away."

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"Listen, pal! I didn't spend seven million bucks to get here so I could yield the floor to you."

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"Of course, it's a highly experimental procedure, but we're trying out new techniques from other disciplines all the time."

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Procedure cartoon 6 of 18

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"Good news, Mrs. Bryant - I think we got it all."

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"This is going to be a little invasive."

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"While you were on vacation, Zooker, a motion was made and seconded to saw five and a half inches off your chair legs."

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Procedure cartoon

"You were very brave."

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Procedure cartoon 10 of 18

Procedure cartoon

"Don't forget to call it a 'procedure'—it makes it less scary."

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Procedure cartoon 11 of 18

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"Although it may be a simple procedure, keep in mind that it comes with the risk of being billed for a major operation."

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Procedure cartoon 12 of 18

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"Say! How come you don't use handcuffs like all the other sheriffs?"

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Procedure cartoon 13 of 18

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"No, this is not part of an evacuation procedure."

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"If it's such a simple procedure, why can't we remove the kryptonite right here and now?"

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'The monitors all show that you're dead... but to be sure, we'll need to run some more tests.'

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Procedure cartoon 16 of 18

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"Of course I'm listening to your expression of spiritual suffering. Don't you see me making eye contact, striking an open posture, leaning towards you and nodding emphatically."

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Procedure cartoon 17 of 18

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'Your proposal is innovative but I'm afraid I can't use it. I'm comfortable with the current failing procedures.'

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Procedure cartoon 18 of 18

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'Let's agree to dispense with the rules of nomenclature and call it compound X.'

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