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Fountain of Youth/Fountain of Bacon
"Once upon a time, there was a frozen pizza, and inside the pizza some very bad monsters lived. Their names were refined white flour, reconstituted tomato, and processed cheese. But the worst monster of all was called pepperoni!"
Factory Second Food
A dozen predictions for foods of the future.
"It doesn't have a damn thing to do with political correctness, pal. I'm a sausage,and that guy's a wienie."
"Tell us that really scary story again... the one about how they make chicken nuggets!"
"These are the scientists behind some of your favorite preservatives."